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Dougal1970  (Level: 9.8 - Posts: 15)
Mon, 13th Mar '06 1:03 PM


One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town
of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before
the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their
pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the Church. Everyone
started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling
each other in a frantic effort to get away from Evil Incarnate.

Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one
elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving...
seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's Ultimate Enemy was
in his presence.

Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and
said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yup, sure do."

Satan asked, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Satan was more than a little perturbed at this and queried,
"Why not?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over
48 years!"

Tuzilla  (Level: 146.7 - Posts: 3847)
Mon, 13th Mar '06 1:47 PM

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahaha

Twinboymom2001  (Level: 67.0 - Posts: 197)
Mon, 13th Mar '06 7:00 PM

That's a good one!

Oogie54  (Level: 211.1 - Posts: 1120)
Mon, 13th Mar '06 9:21 PM

LOL Good one!

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