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Mischief  (Level: 107.0 - Posts: 42)
Tue, 14th Mar '06 8:35 AM


Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having
breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a
quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How
rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only
been in your second term of office for a year!''

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to
Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."

Violetblue  (Level: 112.2 - Posts: 853)
Tue, 14th Mar '06 10:30 AM

An oldie but a goodie.

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