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Pennwoman  (Level: 157.5 - Posts: 2476)
Tue, 27th Jan '09 9:08 AM


Wisdom of Larry, the Cable Guy
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines...
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. If you believe in psycho-kinesis, raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4getful1  (Level: 177.8 - Posts: 2971)
Tue, 27th Jan '09 9:12 AM


Thanks for today's chuckle.


Salzypat  (Level: 158.2 - Posts: 5353)
Tue, 27th Jan '09 11:46 AM

That's good ole Nebraska wisdom coming forth from Larry the Cable Guy's mouth.

I really liked No. 8, but 9 and 17 were pretty good too.

Thanks for my morning chuckle!

Pennwoman  (Level: 157.5 - Posts: 2476)
Tue, 27th Jan '09 12:06 PM

My favorites are #1 and 14!

Collioure  (Level: 107.2 - Posts: 9952)
Tue, 27th Jan '09 1:53 PM

Nothing about the Steelers?

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4593)
Tue, 27th Jan '09 5:15 PM

I'm a down-home #23 girl.

Ladyvol  (Level: 207.9 - Posts: 5540)
Tue, 27th Jan '09 6:27 PM

Thanks for the laugh..I needed it after the day I had at work!

Collioure  (Level: 107.2 - Posts: 9952)
Wed, 28th Jan '09 5:19 AM

Larry the Cable Guy is wise?

Oh, he's just damn funny.

Thanks, Martina.

Bobbsey  (Level: 155.0 - Posts: 252)
Wed, 28th Jan '09 5:22 AM

i like no. 21, he got that right

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