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Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4593)
Tue, 27th Jan '09 7:22 PM


These come to me by email so I am believing it's ok to post them. If posting them is a breach of copyright, please delete, let me know, and I'll never do it again.

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

● Barack Obama said today that the reality of the presidency is setting in. Sounds like the mother-in-law already moved in.

● President Obama has signed an executive order closing Guantanamo Bay. The big problem is, How do you get all of these inmates back to their home countries? They’re all on the “Do Not Fly” list.

Late Night with Conan O'Brien

● Earlier today Gov. Blagojevich did all these interviews, and in one of them, he compared himself to Martin Luther King. Blagojevich then said, “I have had a dream, and for $100, I’ll tell you about it.”

● J. Crew’s stock has gone up 10 percent because first lady Michelle Obama has been spotted wearing their clothes. Which begs the question, Mrs. Obama, how would you feel about wearing a Buick?

● Interesting facts still coming out about the inauguration: Aretha Franklin says that she’s not happy with her performance at the inauguration, and she says the cold made it hard for her to sing. Aretha said she also got distracted when a weather satellite crashed into her hat.

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

● Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich said today he was considering Oprah Winfrey for the Senate. That’s ridiculous — Oprah’s way too powerful to waste her time in the Senate. She’s got real muscle.

● Although, she’s got enough money to buy it from that guy.

Pennwoman  (Level: 163.1 - Posts: 2476)
Tue, 27th Jan '09 7:25 PM

I love anything that makes me bark out a loud HA! Funny stuff!

Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Tue, 27th Jan '09 9:15 PM

Ha!! Thanks Jank. I rarely see late night tv. Those were pretty good!

Mplaw51  (Level: 184.8 - Posts: 1581)
Tue, 27th Jan '09 10:53 PM

I love the weather satellite crashing into Aretha's hat! It sure looked possible!!! What a hat!

Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2011)
Wed, 28th Jan '09 1:36 AM

Geesus...stop dissin Rod...

Can we move onto Daley?


Collioure  (Level: 115.2 - Posts: 9952)
Wed, 28th Jan '09 5:15 AM

Whatsamatter with Richie Daley?

Damn fine mayor.

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