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Tuzilla  (Level: 146.5 - Posts: 3844)
Wed, 28th Jan '09 12:59 PM

I'M RICH!!!!!!!!!! HA!

Just got this important email. I can hard wait to get my money...lmao

Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C. Federal Bureau Of Investigation J. Edgar Hoover Building 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001.Website: www.fbi.govDate: 01/28/2009

This is an official advice from the fbi foreign Remittance / telegraphic dept.,it has come to our notice that the C.B.N Bank Nigeria district has released10,500,000.00 US dollars into bank of America in your name as the beneficiary,by inheritance
The C.B.N Bank Nigeria knowing fully well that they do not have Enoughfacilities to effect this payment from the united kingdom to your account, usedwhat we know as a secret diplomatic transit payment (s.t.d.p) to pay this fundthrough wire transfer, they used this means to complete the payment. They arestill, waiting for confirmation from you on the already Transferred funds whichwere made in direct transfer so that they can do final crediting to youraccount. Secret diplomatic payments are not made unless the funds are related toterrorist activities why must your payment be made in secret transfer, if yourtransaction is legitimate, if you are not a terrorist, thenwhy did you not receive the money directly into your account;
this is a purecoded, means of payment?
Records which we have had with this method of payment in the past Has alwaysbeen related to terrorist acts, we do not want you to get into trouble as soonas these funds reflect in your account in the U.S.A, so it is our duty as aworld wide commission to correct this little problem before this fund will becredited into your personal account.
Due to the increased difficulty and unnecessary security by the Americanauthorities when funds come from outside of Europe, and the Middle East, thef.b.i bank commission for Europe has stopped the transfer on its way to deliverpayment of $10,500,000.00 to debit your reserve account and pay you through asecured diplomatic transit account (s.d.t.a). We govern and oversee fundstransfer for the World Bank and the rest of the world.
We advice you contact us immediately, as the funds have been Stopped and arebeing held in our custody, until you can be able to provide us with a diplomatic immunity seal of transfer (dist) within 3 days from the world local bank thatauthorize the transfer from where the funds was transferred from to certify thatthe funds that you are about to receive from Nigeria are antiterrorist/drug freeor we shall have cause to cross and impound the Payment, we shall release thefunds immediately we receive this legal documents.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
We have decided to contact you directly to acquire the proper Verifications and proof from you to show that you are the rightful person to receive this fund,because of the amount involve, we want to make sure is a clean and legal moneyyou are about to receive. Be informed that the fund are now in United State inyour name, but right now we have ask the bank not to release the fund to anybodythat comes to them, unless we ask them to do so, because we have to carry outour investigations first before releasing the fund to you. Note that the fund isin the BANK OF AMERICA right now, but we have ask them not to credit the fundto you yet, because we need a solid proof and Verifications from you beforereleasing the funds.
So to this regards you are to re-assure and proof to us that what you are aboutto receive is a clean money by sending to us FBI Identification Record and alsoDiplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer(DIST) to satisfy to us that the money yourabout to receive is legitimate and real money. You are to forward the documents to us immediately if you have it in your possession, if you don’t have it letus know so that we will direct and inform you where to obtain the document andsend to us so that we will ask the bank holding the funds, the Bank Of Americato go ahead Crediting your account immediately.
These Documents are to be issued to you from the World Local Bank that Authorized the transfer, so get back to us immediately if you don’t have thedocument so that we will inform you the particular place to obtain the document in United Kingdom (U.K), because we have come to realize that the fund was Authorized by (H.S.B.C) Bank in London.
An FBI Identification Record and Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST..)often referred to as a Criminal History Record or
Rap Sheet, is a listing ofcertain information taken from fingerprint submissions retained by the FBI in connection with arrests and, in some instances, federal employment,naturalization, or military service.
These Condition Is Valid until 30th of JANUARY. 2009 after we shall take actions on Canceling the payment and then charge you for illegally moving fundsout of Nigeria. Guarantee: funds will be released on confirmation of the document. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Final Instruction; 1. Credit payment instruction: irrevocable credit guarantee. 2.
Beneficiary has full power when validation is cleared.
3. Beneficiaries bank in U.S.A., can only release funds. 4. Upon confirmation from the world bank / united nations. 5. Bearers must clear bank protocol and validation request. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
NOTE: We have asked for the above documents to make available the most completeand up-to date records possible for the enhancement of public safety, welfareand security of Society while recognizing the importance of individual privacyrights. If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you with theFBI and take our proper action against you for not proofing to us thelegitimate of the fund you are about to
The United States Department of Justice Order 556-73
establishes rules and regulations for the subject of an FBI Identification Record to obtain a copy ofhis or her own Record for review. The FBI Criminal Justice Information Service(CJIS) Division processes these requests to check illegal activities in U.S..A.
An individual may request a copy of his or her own FBI Identification Record for personal review or to challenge information on the Record. Other reasons anindividual may request a copy of his or her own Identification Record mayinclude international adoption or to satisfy a requirement to live or work in aforeign country or receive funds from another country, i.e. Diplomatic ImmunitySeal of Transfer, letter of good conduct, criminal history Background, etc.)
FBI Director Robert S. Mueller, III

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4593)
Wed, 28th Jan '09 1:02 PM

I SO fell for it till they said FBI. They only deal with matters in-country. So close. I was ready to ask for a loan.

Pennwoman  (Level: 163.1 - Posts: 2475)
Wed, 28th Jan '09 1:02 PM

Woo Hoo! Steve is buying all of us lunch!

Bigbird  (Level: 250.3 - Posts: 3348)
Wed, 28th Jan '09 1:16 PM

LOL Can I be your best friend?

Smoke  (Level: 96.7 - Posts: 12008)
Wed, 28th Jan '09 1:18 PM

I'm shocked that the FBI employs such poor typists.

Jeannette  (Level: 115.1 - Posts: 1734)
Wed, 28th Jan '09 2:01 PM

i want to be your best friend lol

Collioure  (Level: 115.2 - Posts: 9952)
Wed, 28th Jan '09 2:02 PM

While you're waiting for the funds to clear, why not tell us how your life will change?

Tuzilla  (Level: 146.5 - Posts: 3844)
Wed, 28th Jan '09 5:26 PM

I will dedicate my life to helping those less fortunate, helping find homes for homeless animals, and achieving WORLD PEACE!!!

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4593)
Wed, 28th Jan '09 6:00 PM

What about whirled peas? Where is your heart, sir?

Koota  (Level: 189.1 - Posts: 2120)
Wed, 28th Jan '09 10:57 PM

If you buy a tropical Island, please name it Sploofus Island and invite us all!

BTW ... I am a talented bar tender.

Bbear  (Level: 168.0 - Posts: 2291)
Wed, 28th Jan '09 11:36 PM

Ya mean you ain't gonna do it? Well, then pass it on; I'm all about it.

Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2402)
Thu, 29th Jan '09 3:12 PM

Tuzzie....If Alice is gonna be your bestest friend, can I be your second-bestest friend, pleeeeeeze??


Wordster  (Level: 167.7 - Posts: 938)
Fri, 30th Jan '09 8:06 PM

Whoever sent this has been reading cheap thrillers again. I keep getting these e-mails that say there is money waiting for me somewhere. I'm just waiting for the money. It's not going to change you.

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