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pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Thu, 5th Feb '09 8:39 AM

PITTSBURY DOUGHBOY OBITUARY

This is more cheesy than doughy but....

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.

Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and tennis player. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Aunt Jemima, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Skippy. The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."

Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes -- conned by those who buttered him up.

Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and another bun in the oven. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.


sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Thu, 5th Feb '09 8:51 AM

you are a sick woman

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Thu, 5th Feb '09 9:09 AM

I just realized I typed Pittsbury instead of Pillsbury....

and this is my all time favorite joke email I have ever gotten - proof that the simple joke is the best

The Hokey Pokey
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for the family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in..... and then the trouble started.


alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.4 - Posts: 7561)
Thu, 5th Feb '09 11:40 AM

Very funny stuff! A laugh is healthy.
RIP Pop n' Fresh.


gerryn
Gerryn  (Level: 18.7 - Posts: 141)
Thu, 5th Feb '09 1:09 PM

I love it - I found some one who is "cheekier" than me. Way to go.



collioure
Collioure  (Level: 104.9 - Posts: 9952)
Thu, 5th Feb '09 1:20 PM

"That's good."

"That's very good."

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Thu, 5th Feb '09 2:46 PM

That's what it's all about!

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Thu, 5th Feb '09 3:05 PM

LOL, no I mean I really LOL'd!

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 104.9 - Posts: 9952)
Thu, 5th Feb '09 4:32 PM

Oh, pardon me, I forgot to offer my sincere condolences.


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