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missgeorge
Missgeorge  (Level: 63.0 - Posts: 388)
Sat, 18th Mar '06 6:05 AM

JOKE OF THE DAY 03/18

The Preacher buys a parrot

A preacher is buying a parrot.

"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell or swear?" asked the preacher.

"Oh absolutely. It is a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.

"Do you see the strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the Lord's Prayer, and when you pull the left, he recites the 23rd Psalm."

"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"

"I fall off the perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.


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