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tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 133.9 - Posts: 3777)
Wed, 22nd Mar '06 9:39 PM

JOKE OF THE DAY



A large group of women piled onto a double decker bus for a tour of London. Oddly, when they had settled in, the bottom compartment was made up entirely of brunettes and the top was filled with blondes.

The bus departed and the brunettes in the lower compartment started singing and having a great time as they made their rounds through London's historical sites. Stangely, the upper compart was deathly silent. Not being able to contain her puzzlement, Mary went up the stairway. There she saw all of the blondes sitting rigidly, hand clamped on the seat in front of them.

"What's the matter?" asked Mary. "Why aren't you enjoying the tour? We're having a great time down below."

"Well duh," said a blonde in the front. "Your bus has a driver."

oogie54
Oogie54  (Level: 201.2 - Posts: 1120)
Wed, 22nd Mar '06 9:42 PM

LOL Good 'un

joelwdonnal
Joelwdonnal  (Level: 117.9 - Posts: 268)
Thu, 23rd Mar '06 7:41 AM

Okay Steve, stop picking on us blondes - I would have sat with the brunettes because they had a driver.

margiematt
Margiematt  (Level: 193.9 - Posts: 388)
Thu, 23rd Mar '06 1:43 PM

Great joke Steve!

aquamar
Aquamar  (Level: 178.6 - Posts: 909)
Fri, 24th Mar '06 2:56 AM

Thats a good one Steve.

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 133.9 - Posts: 3777)
Thu, 30th Mar '06 2:14 PM

A pair of senior snowbirds were headed to Florida when the stopped at a full-service gas station on an exit near a small town well into the south. The attendant came up and, upon request, started filling their tank.
The attendant inquired where they were from, to which the man said Pittsburgh.
The man's wife, being hard of hearing, asked what he had said. Her husband said, "He wanted to know where we were from.
"OH....Pittsburgh," she said.
"I was in Pittsburgh several years ago." said the attendant."
"What did he say?" asked the lady.
"He said he's been to Pittsburgh before," answered her husband.
I got extremely drunk and had the worst one night stand you can imagine," said the attendant.
"What was that?" asked the wife.
"He thinks he knows you," says her husband.

margiematt
Margiematt  (Level: 193.9 - Posts: 388)
Thu, 30th Mar '06 2:17 PM

This sounds like one of our snowbirds that stays at our motel every year!


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