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goddess28
Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Fri, 6th Mar '09 2:23 PM

ONLY A MOTHER KNOWS

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as
a gift and it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I
brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several
cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.
My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of
tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure
enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she
watched him drink it up..
Then she said, (as only a mother would know...)
'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?

lucimoore
Lucimoore  (Level: 183.1 - Posts: 1683)
Fri, 6th Mar '09 2:41 PM



luvnmexsun
Luvnmexsun  (Level: 147.4 - Posts: 711)
Fri, 6th Mar '09 5:11 PM

LOL!!!

crazy4games
Crazy4games  (Level: 123.0 - Posts: 1020)
Fri, 6th Mar '09 5:18 PM

Too funny!

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 154.7 - Posts: 2478)
Fri, 6th Mar '09 6:42 PM

Just imagine if these folks actually HAD a Jewish Mother. She might actually have said:

MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"This you call a smile, after all the money your father and I spent on
braces?"

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've discovered, you still should have written!"

MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Why can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you know how hard
it is to get this junk off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"All right, if you're not hiding your report card inside your jacket,
take your hand out of there and show me!"

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Again with the hat! Why can't you wear a baseball cap like the other
kids?"

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Next time I catch you throwing money across thePotomac, you can kiss
your allowance good-bye!"

THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now
turn it off and go to sleep!"

PAUL REVERE'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man,midnightis long
past your curfew!"

And then these two, who really did have Jewish mothers:

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"But it's your senior photograph! Couldn't you have done something
about your hair?"

MOSES' JEWISH MOTHER:
"That's a good story! Now tell me where you've really been for the last
forty years."



goddess28
Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Fri, 6th Mar '09 6:48 PM

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"But it's your senior photograph! Couldn't you have done something
about your hair?"


ROTFLMAO!

bbear
Bbear  (Level: 161.0 - Posts: 2301)
Fri, 6th Mar '09 6:51 PM

Goddess - leave my husband alone. I like his hair just like it is.

(if you find that confusing, look up Haydn and see his chosen avitar)

goddess28
Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Fri, 6th Mar '09 6:57 PM

LOL! He's gorgeous!!!

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 133.9 - Posts: 3777)
Fri, 6th Mar '09 10:27 PM

Shoulda been a WP...What? You couldn't wait? I had to raise Miss I got have it right now. Your grandmother, she is probably rolling...

salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.3 - Posts: 5315)
Fri, 6th Mar '09 10:51 PM

What a delightful story!!

bobbsey
Bobbsey  (Level: 153.6 - Posts: 252)
Sat, 7th Mar '09 1:46 AM

thats a funny one goddess, if only he'd paid just a little more attention. lol


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