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Pennwoman  (Level: 163.1 - Posts: 2475)
Sat, 7th Mar '09 12:24 PM


The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit
Lions.The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback.

He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and
European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan .
In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm.

He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.


He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.


"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football.
And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants,
all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. "You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world.
I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts.
"At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us.
The neighborhood is a pile of rubble.
Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last
week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get attacked!"

The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,
"I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit !"

Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2011)
Sat, 7th Mar '09 1:41 PM

Bwahahahaha...that's hysterical.!

Koota  (Level: 189.4 - Posts: 2123)
Sat, 7th Mar '09 1:50 PM


Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Sat, 7th Mar '09 2:21 PM

Maurlin  (Level: 221.6 - Posts: 2718)
Sat, 7th Mar '09 2:40 PM

LOVED the last line, and I've already emailed copies.

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4583)
Sat, 7th Mar '09 4:43 PM

I laughed a full minute!

Headylamar  (Level: 154.8 - Posts: 740)
Sat, 7th Mar '09 11:08 PM


native detroiter.......

Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5224)
Sat, 7th Mar '09 11:11 PM


Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5224)
Sat, 7th Mar '09 11:18 PM

I thought this might be a true story til I read the part about Detroit winning the SuperBowl.

Clevercloggs  (Level: 27.4 - Posts: 1246)
Sat, 7th Mar '09 11:44 PM

As an atheist, and a member of the Stop The War Coalition, i can assure you this joke will circumnavigate the globe. Excellent.

Headylamar  (Level: 154.8 - Posts: 740)
Sat, 7th Mar '09 11:46 PM

Hey! Hey! BRUISES!!! I'm getting bruises now!

Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5224)
Sun, 8th Mar '09 9:11 AM

Sorry, you were directly in the line of fire.

Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4183)
Sun, 8th Mar '09 9:15 AM

Cloggs, it's been around for a few years now. Funny, but old.

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