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Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4593)
Sat, 7th Mar '09 8:21 PM


Saw these t-shirts for sale:

"Hokey Pokey Anonymous. A place to turn yourself around"

"Hyperbole is the BEST THING EVER!"

"When life gives you scurvy, make lemonade" (spoken by a pirate)

"I'm an English Major (you do the math)"

"Simple as 3.141592"

1mks  (Level: 220.9 - Posts: 5928)
Sat, 7th Mar '09 8:22 PM

Adore the Hokey Pokey one........hope you bought it!

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Sun, 8th Mar '09 12:06 PM

"Sorry,,you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a crap"

"Kiss her where it smells.....
Take her to Alma Michigan"

Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1139)
Sun, 8th Mar '09 12:17 PM

Those are hilarious! Don - yours are just disturbing.

Lodi  (Level: 107.5 - Posts: 2144)
Sun, 8th Mar '09 12:33 PM

I saw one that made me laugh that said:

"Rock is dead. Long live paper & scissors."

Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1312)
Sun, 8th Mar '09 12:39 PM

At a car parts store I saw a girl with a t-shirt that said, "Get Your Nuts Off with Snap-on Tools."

Barb1111  (Level: 114.5 - Posts: 215)
Sun, 8th Mar '09 1:40 PM

They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.

Never kick a man unless he’s down.

The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt.

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4593)
Sun, 8th Mar '09 2:19 PM

LOLOLOLOL!!! I LOVE the pessimistic and kick ones!

Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Sun, 8th Mar '09 3:02 PM

but ya know, I never read anyone's t-shirt anymore. Do you guys?

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Sun, 8th Mar '09 5:43 PM


Ladyvol  (Level: 212.9 - Posts: 5673)
Sun, 8th Mar '09 7:29 PM

How about this one...I refuse to have a battle of wills with an unarmed person...

Sargon  (Level: 112.9 - Posts: 1256)
Sun, 8th Mar '09 9:28 PM

The older I get the better I was

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4593)
Sun, 8th Mar '09 9:34 PM

Wish I had a dollar for every student I've seen with this one:

"It's only funny till someone gets hurt - and then it's hilarious"

Garrybl  (Level: 293.8 - Posts: 6801)
Sun, 8th Mar '09 10:03 PM

My wife thinks the Mad Cow Disease t-shirt is not funny; I thought it was brilliant. Strange that, isn't it?

Allena  (Level: 268.3 - Posts: 1412)
Sun, 8th Mar '09 10:51 PM

I am not you type
I am not inflatible

Dylexics have more nuf

I am having an
out of money experience

What hits the fan
will be unevenly distributed

an across her lovely chest:
Look me in the eye - tool

Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Sun, 8th Mar '09 11:47 PM

Northern Sun Trading Company is a great source for quirky, off-beat, and political tees. Some examples:

"Bush. Vegetable or noxious weed?" (imposed over an image of W.)

"Is your bathroom breeding Bolsheviks?"

"Support your right to arm bears."

"Nuke a gay whale for christ."

Clevercloggs  (Level: 27.4 - Posts: 1246)
Mon, 9th Mar '09 12:42 AM

One of my daughters wears a T shirt around the house that bears the legend....www.couldntgiveafu* She runs a London pub and needs a certain amount of "detatchment" !

Tibby  (Level: 121.9 - Posts: 66)
Mon, 9th Mar '09 1:59 AM

Visualize whirled peas

Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day

Yoga is for Posers

Baaaaa means Noooooooo

Oldcougar  (Level: 229.6 - Posts: 1935)
Mon, 9th Mar '09 4:04 AM

I had a t-shirt in my misguided youth that said on the front "I'm not easy but... " on the back it said "I can be tricked"

Pandora0513  (Level: 75.2 - Posts: 11)
Mon, 9th Mar '09 11:32 AM

"Paddle faster, I hear banjos"
"Also available in sober!"
"You can't have manslaughter without laughter"
"I'll be using these to my advantage"

All from my and em. Beware, the first site is not for the easily offended! :D

Pennwoman  (Level: 163.1 - Posts: 2476)
Mon, 9th Mar '09 11:43 AM

These were a hoot -- thanks for sharing -- I lumped them into one email and my friends loved them!

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Mon, 9th Mar '09 7:35 PM

Loved the banjo tee Pandora. I'm gonna save that one.

Chrondo  (Level: 99.2 - Posts: 31)
Tue, 10th Mar '09 2:34 AM

My drinking team has a bowling problem

Loveland  (Level: 55.2 - Posts: 521)
Thu, 12th Mar '09 8:32 PM


I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.

Except that one where you're naked in church.

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
It's all organized by the Italians.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Welcome to Utah
Set your watch back 20 years.

In just two days from now,
tomorrow will be yesterday.

A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory

The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.

I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.

Two million people,
Fifteen last names.

I'm not your type.
I'm not inflatable.

Dyslexics Have More Nuf.

In Memorium
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "TheHokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Preserve the Spotted Owl
(in formaldehyde)

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
how was the play?

When you work here,
you can name your own salary.
I named mine, "Fred".

money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

I like cats too.
Let's exchange recipes.

Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

I am having an out-of-money experience.

Don't sweat the petty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines!

I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

Shoelessjoe  (Level: 73.1 - Posts: 1)
Thu, 12th Mar '09 9:30 PM

my friend used to be in the canadian engineers and their t-shirt slogan "was any guy can lay a girl but it takes a man to lay a mindfield."..not politically correct anymore but still funny..

Oogie54  (Level: 210.7 - Posts: 1120)
Thu, 12th Mar '09 10:49 PM

My favorite is one that says,"I See Stupid People"

Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2011)
Thu, 12th Mar '09 11:31 PM

LOL...I use "Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play" daily.



Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4593)
Fri, 13th Mar '09 6:57 AM

Your RH, I'm having de ja view...
Happy 14th a second time.

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