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Pennwoman  (Level: 163.1 - Posts: 2475)
Wed, 11th Mar '09 10:20 AM


Well Chuck Norris turned 69 on 3-10!
Here is a couple web site which will give you Chuck Norris facts, and hopefully a couple of laughs!

Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2498)
Wed, 11th Mar '09 10:23 AM

Indeed, but his hair is only 12.

Salzypat  (Level: 162.6 - Posts: 5426)
Wed, 11th Mar '09 10:26 AM


When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

(my favorite)

Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5224)
Wed, 11th Mar '09 10:38 AM

lol...I like that.

Collioure  (Level: 115.6 - Posts: 9952)
Wed, 11th Mar '09 10:43 AM

Chuck Norris ????

Oh, my !!!!!

I think I'd better take a couple of aspirin and go outside.

1mks  (Level: 221.4 - Posts: 5931)
Wed, 11th Mar '09 11:37 AM

He eats sushi the same place I do. I've seen him there bunches.

Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Wed, 11th Mar '09 11:51 AM

This is a news story from 3 years ago, but it's worth revisting in honor of Chuck's 69'th. Just another fun, random Chuck Norris fact.

Pennwoman  (Level: 163.1 - Posts: 2475)
Wed, 11th Mar '09 2:03 PM

These made me laugh

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1139)
Wed, 11th Mar '09 2:32 PM

I gave my son a Chuck Norris quote a day calendar in his stocking. Here are some I love:

According to the encyclopedia, the Trail of Tears has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe and instead requests a handgun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
If at first you don't succeed, you are NOT Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
One time at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist. (you had to have seen American Pie to get this one)
Chuck Norris doesn't leave messages, he leaves warnings.

Pennwoman  (Level: 163.1 - Posts: 2475)
Wed, 11th Mar '09 3:46 PM

Remember when if you googled Chuck Norris, this was the message you got?

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5224)
Wed, 11th Mar '09 4:20 PM

LOL! Did it really say that? I have never in my life googled Chuck Norris...LOL

Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Wed, 11th Mar '09 5:47 PM

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Lodi  (Level: 108.0 - Posts: 2143)
Wed, 11th Mar '09 6:17 PM

"F'n Chuck Norris!" - White Goodman, Dodgeball.

Naomi4195  (Level: 51.7 - Posts: 184)
Wed, 11th Mar '09 8:42 PM

Great way to celebrate Chuck!!!

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