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irishpainter
Irishpainter  (Level: 156.2 - Posts: 224)
Mon, 16th Mar '09 9:00 PM

HAPPY ST.PATRICK'S DAY.

to all sploofus members wherever they may be.

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Mon, 16th Mar '09 10:09 PM

Wishing you a rainbow
For sunlight after showers—
Miles and miles of Irish smiles
For golden happy hours—
Shamrocks at your doorway
For luck and laughter too,
And a host of friends that never ends
Each day your whole life through!

crazy4games
Crazy4games  (Level: 123.0 - Posts: 1020)
Mon, 16th Mar '09 10:09 PM

Thank you Clement!
Wishing you and all of Sploofus a Happy St. Patrick's Day.

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Mon, 16th Mar '09 10:28 PM

The Mouse on the Barroom Floor

Some Guinness was spilled on the barroom floor
when the pub was shut for the night.
Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
and stood in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor,
then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long you could hear him roar,
'Bring on the goddam cat!'

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Mon, 16th Mar '09 10:29 PM

Happy St. Pats day to you too!
Did you know (not to sound like a certain Peppermint Patty wielding sploofer)
that Pittsburgh has the 2nd largest St. Patricks Day parade in the country?

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Mon, 16th Mar '09 10:32 PM

An Irishman's Philosophy

In life, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, there is nothing to worry about,

But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about,

But if you die, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.

And if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends
You won’t have time to worry!

irishpainter
Irishpainter  (Level: 156.2 - Posts: 224)
Mon, 16th Mar '09 10:36 PM

Where do you get them from Kelly, no wonder your a star of sploofus. Your keeping this Irish guy lol at 240am in the morning. God bless the Guinness.

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Mon, 16th Mar '09 10:40 PM

Glad to be of help...with a name like Kelly, gotta know there's some Irish in me!!

Erin Go Bragh!!

HRH...Me.


oldcougar
Oldcougar  (Level: 219.7 - Posts: 1935)
Mon, 16th Mar '09 10:51 PM

As one of my good drinking buddies used to say "there's only two kinds of people in this world, them that are Irish & those that want to be".

Randy Gallagher

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 104.8 - Posts: 9952)
Tue, 17th Mar '09 4:45 AM

Happy St Patrick's Day to all!

And hoist a Guinness for me. (I just can't drink this marvelous beer myself - too bitter, too rich. Not sure I see it on the shelves here either.) We cycled in Ireland last summer with four Germans who hoisted about 6 pints every day.

FYI St Patrick was not Irish and his name wasn't Patrick.

surreyman
Surreyman  (Level: 260.6 - Posts: 2770)
Tue, 17th Mar '09 6:32 AM

He was Welsh I believe.
Cymru am byth!

nhlfan
Nhlfan  (Level: 102.4 - Posts: 18)
Tue, 17th Mar '09 6:35 AM

I won't be bending my elbow tonight (still sticking to my promises for Lent) but Happy St. Patrick's to all.

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 104.8 - Posts: 9952)
Tue, 17th Mar '09 8:14 AM

Correct, Alan.

St Patrick was Welsh.

irishpainter
Irishpainter  (Level: 156.2 - Posts: 224)
Tue, 17th Mar '09 8:29 AM

Yep he was Welsh but we still claim him as one of our own. Guinness and bicycle saddles not a great combination, not the morning after the night before anyway. lol.

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 104.8 - Posts: 9952)
Tue, 17th Mar '09 8:37 AM

Oh, they cycled very well (many more kms than the rest of us) and then sat down every evening and played a card game in the bar for a couple of hours. Two of them were gay, the other two married. Intelligent, fun, great to have along and they could hold their Guinness. They do this every year, usually in Ireland.

Cheers! Black goes with everything!

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Tue, 17th Mar '09 8:39 AM

Happy St. Patrick's Day! www.break.com/index/leprechaun23.html

gypsylady
Gypsylady  (Level: 142.6 - Posts: 6055)
Tue, 17th Mar '09 8:42 AM

Happy St. Patrick's Day to Sploofus Island!


http://www.alighthouse.com/stpatty26.htm

Marilyn...

ladyvol
Ladyvol  (Level: 205.3 - Posts: 5487)
Tue, 17th Mar '09 9:06 AM

May the luck of the Irish be with you all today...Happy St. Patrick's Day everybody!
Vickie

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Tue, 17th Mar '09 9:42 AM

And may your beer NOT be green!

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Tue, 17th Mar '09 10:26 AM

When my children were very young, I started a goofy tradition, where I would dye all the food for dinner on St. Patricks Day, green. I would add food coloring to the mashed potatoes, to the milk, and in one year to the hot dogs. The kids loved it, and I got emails today, from them asking if I was making green food tonight!
Dying your food a different color is a very interesting experience.... your brain may understand that it is just regular old mashed potatoes -- but being green makes it hard to put in your mouth!
It was a silly thing, that I started when the kids where little but it became a time honored and really fun thing to do!
Happy St. Patricks Day!
Martina

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Tue, 17th Mar '09 10:36 AM


joanneeberlin
Joanneeberlin  (Level: 184.2 - Posts: 686)
Tue, 17th Mar '09 10:44 AM

May all your Irish Eyes be smilin' this fine St Patrick' Day and Top of the Morning to all my Sploofus Friends.

The best looking-glass is
the eyes of a friend.
Irish Proverb

Jo

irishpainter
Irishpainter  (Level: 156.2 - Posts: 224)
Tue, 17th Mar '09 1:41 PM

God bless Arthur his product tasted very well today.

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Tue, 17th Mar '09 2:35 PM

Beagán agus a rá go maith.

Happy Guinness Day.

jeannette
Jeannette  (Level: 110.8 - Posts: 1736)
Tue, 17th Mar '09 2:45 PM

a true irishman considers a bore someone who is constantly interruping
a true irishman considers someone who wont come round to his point view to be a hpelessly stubborn
a true irishman has so much respect for the truth he only uses it in emergencies

when a bit of sunshine hits ye after passing of a cloud
when fits of laughter gets ye and yer spine is feeling proud
dont forget to up and fling at a soul thats feeling blue
for the minite that ye sling it its a boomerang to you
happy st patricks day all

alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.3 - Posts: 7560)
Tue, 17th Mar '09 4:57 PM

Happy St. Patrick's Day to everyone!

York's parade [held Saturday] is not that big- but it brings out those green peppermint patties.



chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Tue, 17th Mar '09 11:18 PM

Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After awhile, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, you're from Ireland .'
The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, that I am!'

The first one says, 'So am I! And where from Ireland might you be'?
The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin , I am.'

The first one responds, 'So, am I and what street did you live on in Dublin?'
The other woman says, 'A lovely little area it was, on McCleary Street in the old part of town.'

The first one says, 'Tis a small world. So did I!? And to what school would you have been going?'
The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to St. Mary's, of course.'

The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?'
The other woman answers, 'Well, now, I graduated in 1964!

The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964!!!'

About this time, Vicky,the bartender's wife walks in, sits down and orders a beer. Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'

Vicky asks, ' Why do you say that, Brian?"

Brian answers, 'The McLaughlin twins are drunk again.'










fudypatootie
Fudypatootie  (Level: 197.2 - Posts: 1302)
Tue, 17th Mar '09 11:59 PM

May those that love us, love us
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if he doesn't turn their hearts
May he turn their ankles
So we will know them by their limping.

Is Éireanach gach éinne ar Lá Fhéile Phádraig!
(On St. Patrick's Day, everyone is Irish.)


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