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mrbojangles
Mrbojangles  (Level: 16.6 - Posts: 231)
Tue, 24th Mar '09 8:25 PM

WARNING TO MALE SPLOOFUS-ERS

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also February 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, & 26th... three times last Monday... and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-mart has wallets for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at Zellers and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Tue, 24th Mar '09 8:28 PM

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read here! MrBo - you rock!

bradd
Bradd  (Level: 193.5 - Posts: 43)
Tue, 24th Mar '09 10:42 PM

Lololololololol

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.6 - Posts: 2144)
Tue, 24th Mar '09 10:48 PM

Kelly and I have decided to quit washing his windshield for him. He has the cleanest Pinto in town.

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Tue, 24th Mar '09 11:35 PM

Again with the horses?

dyenamite
Dyenamite  (Level: 49.6 - Posts: 669)
Tue, 24th Mar '09 11:36 PM

I need to pop down the shops ... anyone need anything?

alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.1 - Posts: 7560)
Tue, 24th Mar '09 11:47 PM

That is mind boggling. Crime is rampant where you live.

Perhaps this weekend you shouldn't take your wallet with you.


rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Wed, 25th Mar '09 12:07 AM

Since Lodi and Chick have already owned up to being the criminals
Why don't you leave the wallet at home and just get a motel room????

jeannette
Jeannette  (Level: 110.8 - Posts: 1736)
Wed, 25th Mar '09 2:25 AM

lol thats so funny x

dyenamite
Dyenamite  (Level: 49.6 - Posts: 669)
Wed, 25th Mar '09 4:28 AM

Na, my dear Rowlanda ... I been there, done that! (Don't worry Kel, I won't mention the horse)

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 104.7 - Posts: 9952)
Wed, 25th Mar '09 7:30 AM

Bo, by any chance do you live in Texas? or maybe in Ireland?

Cuz that's where the biggest liars come from.

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Wed, 25th Mar '09 7:35 AM

I'm Irish AND a Texan. But I'm on a diet. Givemeabreak!

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 104.7 - Posts: 9952)
Wed, 25th Mar '09 8:08 AM

Well, the Irish part is fine.

mrbojangles
Mrbojangles  (Level: 16.6 - Posts: 231)
Wed, 25th Mar '09 11:45 AM

Andy

I'll bet you a dollar to a euro that "if" Kansas should happen to play North Carolina in the championship game --KU will win.

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 133.9 - Posts: 3777)
Wed, 25th Mar '09 12:22 PM

I just bought a gross of wallets on eBay for $79.00. Where can I find them?????

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 104.7 - Posts: 9952)
Wed, 25th Mar '09 12:30 PM

That's a bet, Bo! but Lawson has to play

smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Wed, 25th Mar '09 4:42 PM

Man, I'm so sad this isn't real, I'd so set up a dummy wallet and show up! If any of you ladies are thinking about committing this kind of crime in just this way, PM me, I'll meet you somewhere.

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Wed, 25th Mar '09 4:51 PM

Last week I received from a Spoolfer in Michigan an email detailing almost the exact same thing. The only difference is that you are saying the perps in your case were girls, right?

spacecat
Spacecat  (Level: 158.6 - Posts: 667)
Wed, 25th Mar '09 5:25 PM

Too bad the store I shop at is next to a McDonalds.

headylamar
Headylamar  (Level: 150.7 - Posts: 740)
Wed, 25th Mar '09 5:37 PM

Hey, hey, hey! Quit pickin' on us Michigan people! We got it bad enough already! Lions, Tigers, Chevys..... I could go on, but it's just too painful.


and a little embarrassing to admit to posting this in the wrong thread...


At least we can spell SPLOOFER!!! So there, Catman.


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