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mrbojangles
Mrbojangles  (Level: 16.6 - Posts: 231)
Wed, 25th Mar '09 11:08 AM

HOW I GOT TO WHERE I AM TODAY

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director
how does one determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well" said the Director, "we fill a bathtub with water.
Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient
and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or teacup."

"No." said the Director, "a normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a room near the window?"


achad
Achad  (Level: 204.1 - Posts: 661)
Wed, 25th Mar '09 11:39 AM

Surely one of one's servants would empty one's bath!




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