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nanpaulhus
Nanpaulhus  (Level: 139.0 - Posts: 340)
Tue, 7th Apr '09 5:46 PM

COWS, THE CONSTITUTION, AND THE TEN COMMANDMENTS


From a "Maxine" e-mail I received:
(I want to give FULL CREDIT to Maxine: Send your complaints to her please!)



C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

caramel1
Caramel1  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 21598)
Tue, 7th Apr '09 5:48 PM

Loved it-thanks much-Linda

nanpaulhus
Nanpaulhus  (Level: 139.0 - Posts: 340)
Tue, 7th Apr '09 5:50 PM

Anytime Linda. I don't have my glasses on, are you wearing anything?

Nancy

nanpaulhus
Nanpaulhus  (Level: 139.0 - Posts: 340)
Tue, 7th Apr '09 5:51 PM

I mean in your avitar pic there...

caramel1
Caramel1  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 21598)
Tue, 7th Apr '09 6:47 PM

Decided when I quit as Heidi would turn in my version of the old crone in the rocking chair for a new version of a baby-not sure if it is naked or not but can assure you either way it resembles me not in the slightest - LOL all is well-not to worry-thanks for the pm- Linda

monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Tue, 7th Apr '09 7:05 PM

Lmao. These were too funny. Thanks for posting

sherilynn1962
Sherilynn1962  (Level: 116.2 - Posts: 372)
Wed, 8th Apr '09 12:47 AM

Your monkey has excellent ears!

osuzannacollage
Osuzannacollage  (Level: 132.1 - Posts: 1299)
Wed, 8th Apr '09 1:00 AM


Yes, they are excellent ears! Perhaps, with ears so prominent, they could do with a regular cleaning. Not up to par on monkey ear cleaning or anything, but just a thought.

Nothing but the best!

osuzannacollage
Osuzannacollage  (Level: 132.1 - Posts: 1299)
Wed, 8th Apr '09 1:18 AM


By the way, Monkeynips, I'm really enjoying your threads! Thank you for jumping in and creating these fun diversions for all of us!

Susan

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 133.9 - Posts: 3777)
Wed, 8th Apr '09 1:48 AM

If you think tracking the cow was amazing, try not returning a DVD to Bockheadbuster.

bobbsey
Bobbsey  (Level: 153.6 - Posts: 252)
Fri, 10th Apr '09 1:45 AM

lol, nan, very true


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