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1mks
1mks  (Level: 210.8 - Posts: 5883)
Wed, 22nd Apr '09 9:58 AM

FINISH THE PROVERB..


A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!.

1. Don't change horses until they stop running.
2. Strike while the bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but How?
6. Don't bite the hand that looks dirty.
7. No news is impossible
8. A miss is as good as a Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new Math
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust Me.
12. The pen is mightier than the pigs.
13. An idle mind is the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's pollution.
15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is not much.
17. Two's company, three's the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and You have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you See in the picture on the box
24. When the blind lead the blind get out of the way.
25. A bird in the hand is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!

26. Better late than Pregnant


dyenamite
Dyenamite  (Level: 49.6 - Posts: 669)
Wed, 22nd Apr '09 10:22 AM

Marsha that is hilarious. Aren't kids the BEST therapy. They always make me smile

Tell me ... is a Miss as good as a Mr. when ya Missus does fall Pregnant?

I would love to share my anecdote from when I used to teach rug ratz, but mine is a little more colorful ...

I asked my students to write a short journal entry about what they did on the weekend. With journal writing, it is more important to get the feel of the entry, rather than perfect spelling and punctuation. One sweet girl had been to the football with their father, so she wrote all about her experience at the footy. It is amazing how much young people pick up ... I couldn't pick up on what she was trying to say, even with my years of interpreting creatively phonetic spelling and jumbled meanings. Her brilliant story ended with ...

F K N L M P R


What the heck was she trying to spell?
(I told ya it was colorful)

I tried to not show how hilarious I thought it was, that she had written this in class. After all, she was only 6, too.
Soooo funny. I miss teaching .... SOME times


crazy4games
Crazy4games  (Level: 123.0 - Posts: 1020)
Wed, 22nd Apr '09 1:06 PM

Oh Marsha....these are just wonderful! Thanks, I really needed that.

nelly
Nelly  (Level: 172.0 - Posts: 1167)
Wed, 22nd Apr '09 1:53 PM

Me too! lol
Thanks, Marsha!


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