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clevercloggs
Clevercloggs  (Level: 27.4 - Posts: 1246)
Fri, 24th Apr '09 2:30 AM

CREATIVE PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS

CREATIVE PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. Â He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. Â When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said 'No change yet.'

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran

21 A backward poet writes inverse.

22. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!


oldcougar
Oldcougar  (Level: 220.4 - Posts: 1935)
Fri, 24th Apr '09 4:42 AM

:D

oldcougar
Oldcougar  (Level: 220.4 - Posts: 1935)
Fri, 24th Apr '09 4:42 AM

oops

aristotle
Aristotle  (Level: 72.7 - Posts: 191)
Fri, 24th Apr '09 5:39 AM

I love puns! Got any more?

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Fri, 24th Apr '09 6:47 AM

LOL. Literally. Perfect for TGIF!

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Fri, 24th Apr '09 10:00 AM

safe sects. hahahahahahaha

bakerstreeet
Bakerstreeet  (Level: 42.7 - Posts: 187)
Fri, 24th Apr '09 10:39 AM

"So, this Salmon walks into a tavern and the bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'"

I LOVED your puns, you are too much! Funny and not even a cheesy one among them. Way to go, and keep going, I want more! Congrats.

monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Fri, 24th Apr '09 10:42 AM

lmao Those were great!


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