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jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Mon, 11th May '09 10:43 PM

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES (THAT REALLY WORK!)

*Email I received today*

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you slice.

2. A mousetrap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

5. I censored this one myself.

6. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use WD-40. If it shouldn't move but does, use the duct tape. (I can personally vouch for this one - I've used both for exactly those reasons on a string bass last month)

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

DAILY THOUGHT:

Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

sherilynn1962
Sherilynn1962  (Level: 116.2 - Posts: 372)
Mon, 11th May '09 10:47 PM

Thanks for laugh - I surely needed that tonight!

Blessings,

Sheri


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