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monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Mon, 11th May '09 10:49 PM

JUST SOME RANDOM SILLINESS...

...and just to lighten things up around here

Sung to the tune of "That's Amore" as performed by Dean Martin

(ahem)

If it swims like an eel
And it bites off your heel
That's a moray!!!!!

Thankyou, thankyou, I'll be here all week

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Mon, 11th May '09 10:50 PM

Okay, I smiled!

suzer22
Suzer22  (Level: 165.6 - Posts: 1982)
Mon, 11th May '09 10:53 PM

Shoot - you got me too - I actually giggled!

mplaw51
Mplaw51  (Level: 179.8 - Posts: 1582)
Mon, 11th May '09 11:05 PM

Thanks!! We'll all smile at that one!

m48ortal
M48ortal  (Level: 251.6 - Posts: 3742)
Mon, 11th May '09 11:36 PM

Ahem. Apologies in advance...

As Canadians say,
at Othello, the play,
That's a Moor, eh?

nanpaulhus
Nanpaulhus  (Level: 139.2 - Posts: 340)
Tue, 12th May '09 12:48 AM

cute, cute, I bet the next big thing will be "Sung to the Tune of..." contests. They will be like the short story contests... Oh, Tuzilla (she sings).

godwit
Godwit  (Level: 78.9 - Posts: 435)
Tue, 12th May '09 2:18 AM

How are they treating the Swine flu?
With oink-ment.

godwit
Godwit  (Level: 78.9 - Posts: 435)
Tue, 12th May '09 2:24 AM

A man is stuck in the ditch.
A farmer comes along with his big ole horse Benny.
The farmer hooks Benny up to the bumper of the car and then yells, "All right Ranger, pull!'
Benny just stands there.
"Let's GO, Sam!"
Benny does nothing.
"Atta boy, Silvan!" Yells the farmer.
Benny starts eating some grass.
"OK, Benny, you give it a try. PULL, Benny, Pull!"
Benny lifts up his head, pulls with all his strength, and out comes the car.
"Well," says the man, "I'm really grateful. But I have to ask, why'd ya yell all those names first?"
"You see Benny is blind," says the farmer, "and if he thought he was doing all the work, he wouldn't do a thing!"


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