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knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Tue, 12th May '09 8:19 AM

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Would you rather sweat green liquid from your pores or fart blue smoke? (from the book, "Zobmondo! The outrageous book of bizarre choices)

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Tue, 12th May '09 8:21 AM

Is there a way to stop the Blue Smoke during dinner? If so, I'll take the smoke.

clevercloggs
Clevercloggs  (Level: 27.4 - Posts: 1246)
Tue, 12th May '09 8:22 AM

I already have the liquid, make mine smoke please.

davidf
Davidf  (Level: 102.1 - Posts: 746)
Tue, 12th May '09 8:33 AM

I would rather sweat green liquid, it could be absinthe after all

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Tue, 12th May '09 9:17 AM

Have you ever played the "Would you Rather?" board game. I thought I was going to piddle myself I laughed so hard. The adult version, of course.

I'll take the blue smoke.

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Tue, 12th May '09 9:34 AM

haha - Lodi said piddle! This was really too easy - I'd take the blue smoke also. Would you rather only be able to tell lies or have to scream out every true thought that crosses your mind?

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Tue, 12th May '09 9:37 AM

Definitely the lies because my true thoughts would hurt people. Especially that loud.

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Tue, 12th May '09 9:38 AM

Blue smoke for me too.
And I spend so much time, resisting spouting out every truthful thought I have, I choose lies!

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Tue, 12th May '09 9:56 AM

The screaming of every true thought would surely have me arrested or worse, so I will take the lies as well.

monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Tue, 12th May '09 10:15 AM

Blue Smoke and Lies. Hmm. Kinda sounds like a good title for a 70's rock album.


kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 256.8 - Posts: 3936)
Tue, 12th May '09 6:29 PM

Does that mean we just elected a smurf Pope?

oogie54
Oogie54  (Level: 201.3 - Posts: 1120)
Tue, 12th May '09 8:35 PM

Screaming Blue Farts for me as well...

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Wed, 13th May '09 12:37 AM

Green liquid from my pores. That would make me a Vulcan! (LLAP)

aristotle
Aristotle  (Level: 72.7 - Posts: 191)
Wed, 13th May '09 8:04 AM

The second choice adds a whole new meaning to the phrase, 'Mind if I smoke!'

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Wed, 13th May '09 10:25 AM

C'mon Karen, give us more choices!

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Wed, 13th May '09 11:09 AM

Would you rather have the power to read minds or have the power to make anyone fall in love with you?

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Wed, 13th May '09 11:15 AM

And, would you rather be forced to laugh in the most inappropriate situations or have to say everything that is on your mind?

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Wed, 13th May '09 11:16 AM

Definitely read minds.

And I'm already afflicted with the 2nd two.

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Wed, 13th May '09 11:20 AM

I would definitely choose reading minds but would have to reconsider if I ever had the chance of running into Johnny Depp - I think I could convince myself that it was real - I can be very persuasive and gullible. And I'm with you on the other two Lodi - been there and done it!

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Wed, 13th May '09 11:29 AM

If someone falls down in front of me, even if they are hurt, I cannot control the giggles. I remember one time this attorney came into my office and was pacing back and forth in front of my desk and his foot caught the cord of my adding machine and he tripped. Badly. He landed about 3 feet from my desk on his hands & knees. My adding machine went flying and broke into several pieces, and here I am, beads of sweat forming on my brow, blood vessels threatening to burst in my eyes, because I'm trying to hold back the hysterical giggles threatening to erupt from my mouth. I couldn't even trust myself to ask if he was ok.

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Wed, 13th May '09 11:49 AM

I love you.

godwit
Godwit  (Level: 78.9 - Posts: 435)
Wed, 13th May '09 1:20 PM

Wouldn't it be FUN if he were the kind of person who was bursting out in giggles? I love that kind of person, who is rolling on the floor laughing at himself.

But no. He's busy trying to look like it was the machines fault, or yours, that he fell, I suppose. You know how people glare back at the crack on the sidewalk when they trip? I think THAT is really funny.

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Wed, 13th May '09 2:16 PM

I burst out giggling when I fall too. But I usually glare at the people laughing at me.

That's different.

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Wed, 13th May '09 9:40 PM

Would you rather be given a rectal exam by a dentist or have a cavity filled by a proctologist?

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Wed, 13th May '09 11:55 PM

the rectal exam sounds less painful. many dentists have small hands. A drill in the hands of a proctologist? Noooooo...


knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Thu, 14th May '09 12:15 AM

And who know what type of cavity they will try to fill!

sploofus
Justin  
Thu, 14th May '09 12:29 AM

Hmmmm can we choose both? I'm intrigued.

Justin


lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Thu, 14th May '09 12:45 AM

Never in my life would I think I would ever type out the words, "I would rather have a rectal exam by a dentist," but here I am.

barnierubble
Barnierubble  (Level: 93.9 - Posts: 637)
Thu, 14th May '09 12:59 AM

Can I assist with this, please? LOL


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