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1mks
1mks  (Level: 210.8 - Posts: 5883)
Wed, 13th May '09 12:06 PM

CREATIVE COMEBACK LINES FOR THE OFFICE

1. Obviously you're unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts into your blighted and simplistic world-view.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

4. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

5. I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.

6. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?!?

7. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

8. I'll give you a nice, shiny quarter if you'll go away.

9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

13. How about never? Is never good for you?

14. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

15. You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication.

16. You're just jealous because the little voices talk to ME.

17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.


caramel1
Caramel1  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 21599)
Wed, 13th May '09 12:19 PM

LOL loved it, Marsha, sure it brings many folks-naming no names- for all of us. Thank You- Linda

goddess28
Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Wed, 13th May '09 1:11 PM

Sure does!

nelly
Nelly  (Level: 172.0 - Posts: 1167)
Wed, 13th May '09 1:36 PM

Thanks Marsha! I would definitely use some of those if I only I could remember them! lol

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Wed, 13th May '09 2:17 PM

I have a sister who used to tell people "Sorry, I can't help you. My job is to just sit here and look pretty."

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 279.5 - Posts: 6640)
Thu, 14th May '09 8:17 AM

I know exactly who I'm going to use 17 on. In fact from now on if you see 'Marsha 17' as an aanswer in a thread you'll know what we mean!

Barry

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Thu, 14th May '09 9:38 AM

Marsha 4

goddess28
Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Thu, 14th May '09 9:39 AM

I like 15.

nanpaulhus
Nanpaulhus  (Level: 139.0 - Posts: 340)
Fri, 15th May '09 1:56 AM

Am sending entire list to former co-workers. Oh, for them to use!!! Of Course! (AAAA)


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