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nanpaulhus
Nanpaulhus  (Level: 139.0 - Posts: 340)
Sun, 17th May '09 8:28 AM

ALLENA'S RULES FOR MEN

Bravo! I vote you train all the young ones and those ready for marriage #2, even!!

cjar855
Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Sun, 17th May '09 8:44 AM

Loads Of Fun. Loved it.

caramel1
Caramel1  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 21600)
Sun, 17th May '09 8:58 AM

Great work, Jim!

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 279.5 - Posts: 6641)
Sun, 17th May '09 11:42 AM

loved it!
My wife has not yet used all of these but I do recognize quite a few.

Barry

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Sun, 17th May '09 11:49 AM

Super funny. I think it deserves an answer from the wives.

madamec8
Madamec8  (Level: 82.6 - Posts: 893)
Sun, 17th May '09 11:51 AM

Good job -- I just couldn't relate

bigbird
Bigbird  (Level: 239.4 - Posts: 3302)
Sun, 17th May '09 11:55 AM

Cute puzzle, but I had trouble with the syntax. Some of it was most peculiar.

pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Sun, 17th May '09 12:15 PM

Well done, Sir!

monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Sun, 17th May '09 12:18 PM

That one had me laughing the whole way through. Exceptionally entertaining. Thanks Jim.

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Sun, 17th May '09 12:23 PM

Congratulations Jim!!!!

You gave even the most over-worked
phrases, a fresh and funny approach

You can take your tongue out of your
cheek now!!!!

marynuala
Marynuala  (Level: 133.7 - Posts: 994)
Sun, 17th May '09 12:28 PM

Very enjoyable!

gypsylady
Gypsylady  (Level: 142.7 - Posts: 6057)
Sun, 17th May '09 12:58 PM

Fun Wordpuzzle, Jim and probably true!



Marilyn...

1mks
1mks  (Level: 210.9 - Posts: 5883)
Sun, 17th May '09 1:15 PM

Lots of fun. Thanks.

bbear
Bbear  (Level: 161.0 - Posts: 2301)
Sun, 17th May '09 1:44 PM

We certainly didn't do well because hubby wouldn't know of those, as he has a perfect wife and a no-rules marriage.

NOT.

Very cute; excellent job.

diva305
Diva305  (Level: 146.7 - Posts: 1651)
Sun, 17th May '09 2:49 PM

Sa-Weet!

Kudos to Mrs. Jim-she trained you well!

koota
Koota  (Level: 181.9 - Posts: 2104)
Sun, 17th May '09 2:51 PM

I thought of composing "Rules For Women" just for entertainment, but decided not to give away all of our secrets.

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 104.9 - Posts: 9952)
Sun, 17th May '09 5:45 PM

We don't need rules for women, Katy.

However, they should come with instructions.

alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.4 - Posts: 7561)
Sun, 17th May '09 8:36 PM

Pretty pretty pretty good!
Now write "rules for REAL men" - something I understand.

pardon me a second


Yes dear- I know the ladies clothing sale ends tonight

Gotta run; bye


oldcougar
Oldcougar  (Level: 220.4 - Posts: 1935)
Mon, 18th May '09 8:14 AM

I can't fathom why men can't remember the rules, they understand football, don't they??? Very enjoyable, Jim

allena
Allena  (Level: 255.5 - Posts: 1391)
Mon, 18th May '09 11:15 AM

Sometimes an editor takes descretion.

Here are all 10 in their original fashion.

Rules Men Should Understand

Memory - never forget an anniversary birthday or valentines day -53
Diplomacy - no matter what you think it does not make her look fat - 53
Sports - shopping is recreation just like fishing television and football - 62
Nourishment - chocolate is a legitimate food good for meals snacks and between – 63
Style - no matter how full the closets there are never enough clothes – 61
Winning arguments - the last word occurred whenever she walked out of the room – 58
Fitting in - shoes must match the occasion the outfit and the current mood – 59
Weapons of war - crying is like blackmail and can be used for whatever purpose - 61
Etiquette - toilet seat hinges are not discretionary and must be returned – 63
Negotiation - yes and no are inadequate there is always room for discussion -60



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