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Nanpaulhus  (Level: 144.9 - Posts: 354)
Sun, 17th May '09 8:28 AM


Bravo! I vote you train all the young ones and those ready for marriage #2, even!!

Cjar855  (Level: 135.1 - Posts: 837)
Sun, 17th May '09 8:44 AM

Loads Of Fun. Loved it.

Caramel1  (Level: 136.5 - Posts: 21601)
Sun, 17th May '09 8:58 AM

Great work, Jim!

Garrybl  (Level: 294.3 - Posts: 6810)
Sun, 17th May '09 11:42 AM

loved it!
My wife has not yet used all of these but I do recognize quite a few.


Lodi  (Level: 108.0 - Posts: 2143)
Sun, 17th May '09 11:49 AM

Super funny. I think it deserves an answer from the wives.

Madamec8  (Level: 85.9 - Posts: 897)
Sun, 17th May '09 11:51 AM

Good job -- I just couldn't relate

Bigbird  (Level: 250.7 - Posts: 3354)
Sun, 17th May '09 11:55 AM

Cute puzzle, but I had trouble with the syntax. Some of it was most peculiar.

Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4285)
Sun, 17th May '09 12:15 PM

Well done, Sir!

Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Sun, 17th May '09 12:18 PM

That one had me laughing the whole way through. Exceptionally entertaining. Thanks Jim.

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Sun, 17th May '09 12:23 PM

Congratulations Jim!!!!

You gave even the most over-worked
phrases, a fresh and funny approach

You can take your tongue out of your
cheek now!!!!

Marynuala  (Level: 141.3 - Posts: 996)
Sun, 17th May '09 12:28 PM

Very enjoyable!

Gypsylady  (Level: 149.5 - Posts: 6108)
Sun, 17th May '09 12:58 PM

Fun Wordpuzzle, Jim and probably true!


1mks  (Level: 221.4 - Posts: 5931)
Sun, 17th May '09 1:15 PM

Lots of fun. Thanks.

Bbear  (Level: 168.0 - Posts: 2291)
Sun, 17th May '09 1:44 PM

We certainly didn't do well because hubby wouldn't know of those, as he has a perfect wife and a no-rules marriage.


Very cute; excellent job.

Diva305  (Level: 153.7 - Posts: 1657)
Sun, 17th May '09 2:49 PM


Kudos to Mrs. Jim-she trained you well!

Koota  (Level: 189.4 - Posts: 2123)
Sun, 17th May '09 2:51 PM

I thought of composing "Rules For Women" just for entertainment, but decided not to give away all of our secrets.

Collioure  (Level: 115.6 - Posts: 9952)
Sun, 17th May '09 5:45 PM

We don't need rules for women, Katy.

However, they should come with instructions.

Alvandy  (Level: 242.1 - Posts: 7733)
Sun, 17th May '09 8:36 PM

Pretty pretty pretty good!
Now write "rules for REAL men" - something I understand.

pardon me a second

Yes dear- I know the ladies clothing sale ends tonight

Gotta run; bye

Oldcougar  (Level: 230.2 - Posts: 1937)
Mon, 18th May '09 8:14 AM

I can't fathom why men can't remember the rules, they understand football, don't they??? Very enjoyable, Jim

Allena  (Level: 268.8 - Posts: 1430)
Mon, 18th May '09 11:15 AM

Sometimes an editor takes descretion.

Here are all 10 in their original fashion.

Rules Men Should Understand

Memory - never forget an anniversary birthday or valentines day -53
Diplomacy - no matter what you think it does not make her look fat - 53
Sports - shopping is recreation just like fishing television and football - 62
Nourishment - chocolate is a legitimate food good for meals snacks and between – 63
Style - no matter how full the closets there are never enough clothes – 61
Winning arguments - the last word occurred whenever she walked out of the room – 58
Fitting in - shoes must match the occasion the outfit and the current mood – 59
Weapons of war - crying is like blackmail and can be used for whatever purpose - 61
Etiquette - toilet seat hinges are not discretionary and must be returned – 63
Negotiation - yes and no are inadequate there is always room for discussion -60

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