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Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Sun, 17th May '09 12:48 PM


...who only eats the chex squares and cracker nibs from a bag of Chex Mix. So if go to grab some Chex Mix and are left with only pretzels, it might have been me. Sowwy.

Lodi  (Level: 107.9 - Posts: 2144)
Sun, 17th May '09 12:55 PM

....who will move your shopping cart for you if you are blocking the entire aisle.

Oogie54  (Level: 210.9 - Posts: 1120)
Sun, 17th May '09 7:52 PM

....who likes the end pieces of a loaf of bread best.

Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5235)
Sun, 17th May '09 8:03 PM

....who taps their brake if you ride my bumper.

Osuzannacollage  (Level: 132.1 - Posts: 1299)
Sun, 17th May '09 8:26 PM

...who eats around the hamburger in a circle in order to remove the crusts and save the pickle for last, but only in private...

Crazy4games  (Level: 125.1 - Posts: 1019)
Sun, 17th May '09 9:08 PM

...who eats cereal not just for breakfast

Bobolicios  (Level: 119.6 - Posts: 1745)
Sun, 17th May '09 9:10 PM

I like the ends of the meat loaf. Oh and I am the one that leaves the cart in between the cars instead of putting them in the stand. Oops!

1mks  (Level: 221.1 - Posts: 5930)
Sun, 17th May '09 9:14 PM

...can't abide the end pieces of bread. LOL

M48ortal  (Level: 263.7 - Posts: 3850)
Sun, 17th May '09 9:25 PM

... who always thinks of the perfect witty response 15 minutes after I need it.

Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Sun, 17th May '09 10:36 PM

...who can't carry a tune further than I could carry an elephant, but pretend I'm a rockstar while blaring 80's new wave and punk while cleaning the house.

Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1139)
Sun, 17th May '09 11:05 PM

Ditto on the chex mix - especially the cheese chex - yum! Who needs pretzels? Unless they are of the highly fattening and salty soft variety!

Aquamar  (Level: 187.1 - Posts: 926)
Sun, 17th May '09 11:19 PM

.....can't stand people who always think they are right.

Koota  (Level: 189.4 - Posts: 2122)
Mon, 18th May '09 12:18 AM

... who wishes that she had a megaphone attached to her car so that she could call out encouragement to drivers who can't figure out which pedal is the accellerator at traffic lights.

(This is the polite version of this message. Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaa!)

Oh yeah. And if I can't have a megaphone, a bazooka attached to my car would be ok too.

Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Mon, 18th May '09 12:48 AM

I'm one of those people who is fastidiously honest when it comes to buying music. I'll pay rather than download for free off limewire or some such site. I also can't stand the people who pick and choose what to eat out of a good mix, like leaving just the pretzels in the Gardettos. Grrr.....

Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Mon, 18th May '09 10:46 AM

...who wishes that snack companies would offer pretzel free versions of their mixes, thus restoring peace in the snack mix eating world.

Garrybl  (Level: 294.3 - Posts: 6808)
Mon, 18th May '09 11:12 AM

.....Who, not being born in the USA has never tasted a pretzel (even one covered in Chocolate) without wanting to say to the manufacterers 'What were you THINKING?'
Just plain disgusting!

Allena  (Level: 268.7 - Posts: 1424)
Mon, 18th May '09 11:21 AM

Hates greasy fish and chips ... loves soft shells.
I take my pretzels straight. Would curl my own if given the chance.

Ladyvol  (Level: 213.0 - Posts: 5679)
Mon, 18th May '09 12:19 PM

who tries to find the good in everyone...and who loves strawberries dipped in chocolate!

Sherilynn1962  (Level: 116.6 - Posts: 372)
Mon, 18th May '09 4:47 PM

Who will tell you if your fly is down, or if there is something nasty hanging out of your nose.

Bbear  (Level: 168.0 - Posts: 2291)
Mon, 18th May '09 5:25 PM

Who sings at the top of my lungs in the car and doesn't care if anyone sees!

Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Mon, 18th May '09 5:29 PM

...who truly appreciates the sort of person who will save me from certain humiliation by informing me that my fly is down or that I have a huge booger hanging out of my nose.

Jeannette  (Level: 115.1 - Posts: 1734)
Mon, 18th May '09 5:51 PM

who likes the crusts who hates spaghetti yuk my oldest sis fault forced me to eat the tinned stuff made me sick

Kimoira  (Level: 215.2 - Posts: 1202)
Mon, 18th May '09 6:35 PM

who drives grocery store clerks crazy by obsessively checking the dates on every loaf of bread or container of yogurt and digging through the pile that is on the shelf to get the freshest item

Caramel1  (Level: 136.3 - Posts: 21615)
Mon, 18th May '09 7:40 PM

Who really surprises the young chick in the car behind me who beeps her horn immediately when the light turns green. Who would think an old gray haired woman would flip them the bird??

Koota  (Level: 189.4 - Posts: 2122)
Mon, 18th May '09 7:54 PM

... who used to flip the bird at drivers in traffic until an angry motorist chased her down one day. There are some seriously freaky people out there.

... now I eat and enjoy pretzels that are left by others who ate the rest of the chex mix. AND I love them covered in chocolate!


Mplaw51  (Level: 185.5 - Posts: 1580)
Mon, 18th May '09 7:55 PM

Oh Linda, I'm a bird flipper myself! My husband tells me that someday it will get me in serious trouble!

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Mon, 18th May '09 10:37 PM

,,,,,Who has met all of you at one time or another.

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4593)
Mon, 18th May '09 10:50 PM

...who has learned that if you just don't look at someone who is going to flip you off, you disempower them.

Fudypatootie  (Level: 207.0 - Posts: 1302)
Mon, 18th May '09 10:57 PM

...who cries at emotional parts of TV shows, movies, and even books. I went through a whole box of Kleenex while reading The Kite Runner.

Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Mon, 18th May '09 11:18 PM

Linda, I knew there was a reason I liked you from the start

Clevercloggs  (Level: 27.4 - Posts: 1246)
Tue, 19th May '09 2:47 AM

Who posted a box of pretzels to the White House shortly after The Shrub choked on one. To this day i haven't had a "thank you" card or email.

Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Tue, 19th May '09 7:54 AM

... who will spend three hours building a complex, feudal-type sandcastle village - including motte, bailey and moat - specifically for Destructo the Wild Toddler Girl to completely obliterate.

Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2498)
Tue, 19th May '09 8:33 AM

........that believes the expiration date on dairy products is merely a suggestion.

Lodi  (Level: 107.9 - Posts: 2144)
Tue, 19th May '09 9:26 AM

...who needs a day or two off from work.

Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Tue, 19th May '09 12:06 PM

... who will give you the shirt off my back and then find myself facing charges for indecent exposure.

Collioure  (Level: 115.4 - Posts: 9952)
Tue, 19th May '09 1:18 PM

Felix, I don't regard expiration dates with rigidity.

Spacecat  (Level: 165.1 - Posts: 676)
Tue, 19th May '09 1:50 PM

....who actually stops at a STOP sign.

Godwit  (Level: 81.8 - Posts: 435)
Wed, 20th May '09 12:42 AM

who carefully catches a bee, wasp, spider or moth trapped in my home or car, and sets it free outside.

Alvandy  (Level: 242.0 - Posts: 7726)
Wed, 20th May '09 12:52 AM

..... who has found Sploofus to be the website equivalent of the Cheers Bar.
[Tiki Bar too!}

Bobolicios  (Level: 119.6 - Posts: 1745)
Thu, 21st May '09 9:40 AM

I set spiders free they eat other nasty bugs. I am not afraid of them either. My next neighbor used to call me over when she had a spider in her house!

Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Thu, 21st May '09 11:51 AM

...who thinks clowns are kind of creepy.

Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Thu, 21st May '09 2:33 PM

...who trained to be a clown, is not creepy, but totally agrees that they ARE creepy and should be banned.

Lodi  (Level: 107.9 - Posts: 2144)
Thu, 21st May '09 3:57 PM

...who drinks diet coke. A lot.

Koota  (Level: 189.4 - Posts: 2122)
Thu, 21st May '09 6:24 PM

... who drinks Mountain Dew. A lot.

Biiiiiing! ... Bang! ... Bop! ... Sproing!
(The sound of Koota bouncing off the walls)

Kimoira  (Level: 215.2 - Posts: 1202)
Thu, 21st May '09 7:22 PM

Who wonder how other people can possibly disregard expiration dates or consider them a suggestion? Think of how long an item has been sitting on the shelf- probably not even at the right temperature to keep it's freshness with integrity... and then YOU come along and buy it.

It's worth a little digging to the back of the pile to find the most recent date.

Really it is

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