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monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Sat, 23rd May '09 11:53 PM

ALLENAS RULES FOR WOMEN

Absolutely hilarious! Thanks for a well constructed, laugh out loud, rolicking good time of a WP.

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Sun, 24th May '09 12:59 AM

But some of them were a bit naughty!!!!


lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.6 - Posts: 2144)
Sun, 24th May '09 1:30 AM

If you ever had the chance to meet him, you would see that he has this devilish twinkle in his eye.

madamec8
Madamec8  (Level: 82.5 - Posts: 893)
Sun, 24th May '09 4:26 AM

What fun -- I did a double take on one ... is that what I THINK it means? Bravo.

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 104.7 - Posts: 9952)
Sun, 24th May '09 6:29 AM

These were much easier than the rules for men.

But I note again and what's more I firmly believe that

WOMEN SHOULD COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS

caramel1
Caramel1  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 21598)
Sun, 24th May '09 6:31 AM

Got kicked out but but was enjoying it good work, Jim

mplaw51
Mplaw51  (Level: 179.5 - Posts: 1582)
Sun, 24th May '09 6:40 AM

This was a fun one! Thanks, Jim!

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 104.7 - Posts: 9952)
Sun, 24th May '09 6:51 AM

I don't doubt that for a moment, Lodi!

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 279.5 - Posts: 6639)
Sun, 24th May '09 9:44 AM

No results posted for this quiz yet.
Sploofus just in case you had nothing else to do....

oldcougar
Oldcougar  (Level: 219.7 - Posts: 1935)
Sun, 24th May '09 4:44 PM

I stumbled over the naughty one & then near fell out of my chair laughing. Excellent puzzle, Jim

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 104.7 - Posts: 9952)
Sun, 24th May '09 5:41 PM

Gee, I wonder if Jim has Rules for Cougars.

monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Sun, 24th May '09 8:40 PM

Darn, I didn't get the naughty one in my batch of phrases.

allena
Allena  (Level: 255.3 - Posts: 1390)
Tue, 26th May '09 1:32 PM

Sorry ... away at my dial-up farm, horsing around. Here are the unedited versions.

Allena’s Rules for Women

Downtime - sunday is meant for sports so please accept our relaxation - 56
Apparel - whatever you wear is fine we love what is inside including the feet -67
Expect success - if you wear a wonder bra and low cut blouse you will get stares -62
Resuscitation - a three week headache is a problem so please go to the doctor -61
Remembrances - please post birthdays and anniversaries on a conspicuous calendar -65
Be real - we know you are not a play boy girl and we are not soap opera guys – 68
What’s left - ogling other women lets us know how to appreciate your attributes – 63
Anticipation - dont ask questions when you can expect an answer you dont want- 62
Growing old together - our relationship is never going to be like the first two months again -66
Ego stroking – expect that rubbing the lamp is guaranteed to produce the genie - 61


allena
Allena  (Level: 255.3 - Posts: 1390)
Fri, 29th May '09 5:25 PM

The last time I saw Lodi, I was in a wheel chair. I tried really hard to look her in the eye.

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.6 - Posts: 2144)
Fri, 29th May '09 6:09 PM




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