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knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 11:58 AM

I'M TOO SEXY...(NO POLITICS, PLEASE)

I'm too sexy for my reading glasses. What are you too sexy for?

davidf
Davidf  (Level: 102.1 - Posts: 746)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 12:00 PM

I'm too sexy for my own good, I can't even brush my teeth in the mirror without trying to chat myself up (which by the way never works, I see myself coming a mile off)

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 12:03 PM

Love it, David - good answer!

caramel1
Caramel1  (Level: 128.3 - Posts: 21601)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 12:04 PM

Way too sexy to have kids and grands as old as THEY look...

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 12:04 PM

Yea, Linda - own it, girl!

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 12:04 PM

My Speedo Tuxedo, of course. On the catwalk.......................

leaston
Leaston  (Level: 42.6 - Posts: 839)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 12:06 PM

I'll go with Linda's answer...way to sexy to be a Great grandma! LOL!

smoke
Smoke  (Level: 96.7 - Posts: 12009)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 12:24 PM

I'm too sexy for my grandkids, who think I should be over all that by now.

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 12:34 PM

I'm too sexy for the girls I coach to know that my arm hasn't stopped hurting all season and my knee is crying. I used to be able to do this stuff all day and now my body is complaining. Traitor!

papajensai
Papajensai  (Level: 193.2 - Posts: 1025)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 1:19 PM

I'm too sexy for my bald head. My father told me that a man only gets a certain amount of hormones, and who wants to waste 'em growing hair?

smoke
Smoke  (Level: 96.7 - Posts: 12009)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 1:38 PM

I think I speak for many when I say bald can be PLENTY sexy.

goddess28
Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 1:41 PM

I am too sexy.






Oh...was there supposed to be more?

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 1:45 PM



clevercloggs
Clevercloggs  (Level: 27.4 - Posts: 1246)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 1:53 PM

Shakira apparently, and i demand a recount.

salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.5 - Posts: 5316)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 2:24 PM

I'm too sexy for ..




Stop it... I have to do this with a straight face.

I'm too sexy for ..


Now cut that out!

I'm too sexy for Medicare.

erin0620
Erin0620  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 737)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 2:40 PM

I'm too sexy to be friends with all you old grandmas on medicare! But I am, and I love ya!

smoke
Smoke  (Level: 96.7 - Posts: 12009)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 2:52 PM

Hey! I'm still three years from Medicare - don't rush me!

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 2:55 PM

I too am too sexy to wear a tutu.
Twice.

smoke
Smoke  (Level: 96.7 - Posts: 12009)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 3:02 PM

One for each leg?

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 3:04 PM

You are seriously disturbed, Martin.

I'm just sexy enough to be the mother of a 13 year old rock star. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=57156988

bobolicios
Bobolicios  (Level: 118.4 - Posts: 1745)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 6:34 PM

Wow Lodi he is talented I can't believe how good he is, I am a fan. I am wayyyyyyyyyyyy to sexy to babysitting my grandchildren while my kids party tonight. I use to be the one doing the partying, oh well. Anybody want to partyyyyyyyy?

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 6:35 PM

My name is Lodi and I like to party.

(If anyone is a Hot Rod fan)

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 7:02 PM

Lodi, didn't know you were a Yankees fan!

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 7:06 PM

Duuuddde, that's A Roid.

bbear
Bbear  (Level: 161.0 - Posts: 2301)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 7:29 PM

I'm too sexy for my three-three.

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 8:37 PM

My name is Karen, and I too, like to party.

(I love Hot Rod - hilarious movie)

luvnmexsun
Luvnmexsun  (Level: 147.4 - Posts: 711)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 9:20 PM

I'm too sexy for my...uh...uh

What was the question?



kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 256.9 - Posts: 3936)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 10:35 PM

I'm obviously not sexy enough to post here. Editor, please delete this.

bbear
Bbear  (Level: 161.0 - Posts: 2301)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 10:40 PM

Hubbie is too sexy for his four four

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 11:03 PM

Ok Beth, I gotta know - what's a three three and a four four?

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 11:25 PM

I don't know about a three-three, but I'm sure a four-four is twice as big as a tu-tu!

monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Fri, 12th Jun '09 11:42 PM

...for my anime collection, Nintendo DS, and Phoenix Wright.

uturntama
Uturntama  (Level: 51.0 - Posts: 179)
Sat, 13th Jun '09 2:52 PM

I'm too sexy for my depends!

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Sat, 13th Jun '09 2:53 PM

One would think so.

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Sat, 13th Jun '09 6:36 PM

I'm too sexy -- to be making such grouchy noises when I stand up!

koota
Koota  (Level: 181.9 - Posts: 2104)
Sat, 13th Jun '09 11:31 PM

I'm .... too sexy for my shirt ....


Too sexy for my shirt ...

I'm ...

Too ...

S . E. X. Y. ... !


(Insert Koota dance here.)


Sing it with your best attitude!

koota
Koota  (Level: 181.9 - Posts: 2104)
Sat, 13th Jun '09 11:33 PM

So Sexy ... It HURTS!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk


LMAO!

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Sat, 13th Jun '09 11:56 PM

I'm too sexy for big girl panties!


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