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Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Sun, 14th Jun '09 3:47 AM


Bee Stuck Between Screen Door, Front Door Going F- ing Nuts June 11, 2009

HUNTSVILE, AL—Users of the front door at 1418 Sycamore Avenue report the appearance of a common bumblebee ricocheting back and forth between the front and screen doors in a manner described as "pissed." According to witnesses, no one has been able to ascertain how the bee became trapped between the two portals, but it is totally losing it and will absolutely sting someone if it gets out, most likely in the eye. "Look at the size of that thing," homeowner Tony Paris said. "He's just going nuts. Just fly out of there, bee, come on." At press time, the bee was resting for a moment before resuming flipping the f@#& out.

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4593)
Sun, 14th Jun '09 8:36 AM

I feel the exact same way when I'm trapped between two doors. People just throw some kerosene on me and it calms me down every time.

Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Sun, 14th Jun '09 12:09 PM


Garrybl  (Level: 294.3 - Posts: 6810)
Sun, 14th Jun '09 12:37 PM

Old threads.
I'm not sure how stoutyoungladd got back into the 2005 threads -- is there a fast way?
But I for one had fun reading it so if anyone can find some NON-POLITICAL threads that would entertain us as opposed to divide us, I think you'd be doing the membership a favour by digging them up and bumping them to the top.

Thanks in advance

Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1139)
Sun, 14th Jun '09 12:59 PM

Very funny, Jeremy!

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