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Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1139)
Sun, 14th Jun '09 1:40 PM


I think I saw him in the carpool lane with a beautiful inflated passenger yesterday. I'm not quite sure if the blow up passenger was to meet the carpool lane requirements or for some other reason. I will say this though - she was absolutely stunning!

Have you seen Smaug? Where and what was he doing? Inquiring minds want to know!

Cujgie  (Level: 183.4 - Posts: 754)
Sun, 14th Jun '09 2:01 PM

Friday when I went to my dentist for a replacement crown, I caught a glimpse of Smaug dressed in a blue velvet suit, standing in another treatment room. There were balloons floating all around, crepe paper streamers strung, and a table loaded with a huge tiered cake and punch bowl full of a red liquid. Heather, the x-ray tech, was standing next to Smaug and was dressed all in white instead of in her usual printed smock. She had a dazed look on her face. Staff and patients were lining up to shake Smaug's hand.

Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4183)
Sun, 14th Jun '09 2:16 PM

Sounds like they gave you WAY too much pain medication!

Caramel1  (Level: 136.5 - Posts: 21601)
Sun, 14th Jun '09 3:07 PM

I saw Smaug the other day and he looked spiffy as chaps and heels. Told him he was missed here. I asked him to come back and participate because many new folks don't know who he is and what they missed

Foogs  (Level: 282.5 - Posts: 846)
Sun, 14th Jun '09 3:20 PM

I think he's been writing jokes for David Letterman.

Smoke  (Level: 96.7 - Posts: 12008)
Sun, 14th Jun '09 3:26 PM

I saw him drinking a pina colada in Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Sun, 14th Jun '09 4:03 PM

I saw him at K-Marts working as a greeter.

Zeedee  (Level: 235.6 - Posts: 1088)
Sun, 14th Jun '09 4:13 PM

I caught a performance of his off-off-off-Broadway one-man show.....

or, maybe what I caught was the flu.

1mks  (Level: 221.3 - Posts: 5931)
Sun, 14th Jun '09 4:16 PM

Rats.....guess I will have to own up.......that was NOT a blow up doll......I am puffy so that is why it looked like I wasn't "real". I'm surprised that you didn't recognize me. We were on our way to a mud wrestling event. More later..........

Papajensai  (Level: 203.6 - Posts: 1025)
Sun, 14th Jun '09 4:39 PM

I saw him in the ER the other day for removal of a foreign object. Couldn't get it out. So I just changed the battery for him.

Bobolicios  (Level: 119.6 - Posts: 1736)
Sun, 14th Jun '09 4:46 PM

Yeah where is Smaug and why isn't he giving anyone a hard time. Don't mess with the Smaug!

Caramel1  (Level: 136.5 - Posts: 21601)
Sun, 14th Jun '09 4:49 PM

Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Sun, 14th Jun '09 6:19 PM

I remember I last saw him preparing for a date. Let's see if I can retrace his steps to figure out where he might be. First, he headed to his mom's house to get his laundry done and to borrow the car. I then saw him shopping for Ninja turtle underwear. After his inflatable doll popped, he then ended up using his mom's credit card to talk to his "date" on a 1-900 number. Oh, he's were he's always at, his parents house playing Nintendo in the basement. There we go, contact him there.

Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1139)
Mon, 15th Jun '09 6:01 AM

Linda, that link is hysterical - you rock!

Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4285)
Mon, 15th Jun '09 7:29 AM

Well, at least they were wearing helmets.

Allena  (Level: 268.8 - Posts: 1430)
Mon, 15th Jun '09 9:01 AM

Al Gore had an opening and sent him North Korea.

Lodi  (Level: 108.0 - Posts: 2143)
Mon, 15th Jun '09 9:53 AM

Hang on, I'll wake him up.

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4583)
Mon, 15th Jun '09 10:02 AM

Lodi, I think it's very kind that your family always lets him sleep it off in your shed.

Salzypat  (Level: 162.6 - Posts: 5426)
Mon, 15th Jun '09 4:45 PM

I don't know who the rest of you saw, but it wasn't Smaug.

I saw Smaug just yesterday in the Union Pacific park here in town next to the railroad tracks. He was talking to a couple other fellas, probably in their 30s. The three of them were waiting for dark when they could scale the fence and find an open railcar to take them on their travels westward.

Smaug had a lovely dog with him but when I tried to offer him some food, he bit me (Smaug, that is, not the dog).

Sad, sad, sad.

Headylamar  (Level: 154.8 - Posts: 740)
Mon, 15th Jun '09 7:14 PM

Are you all positive about those sightings??? I was sure it was the Smaugman I saw standing in line at the Burger King in Kalamazoo. I was sure it was him.....

Lodi  (Level: 108.0 - Posts: 2143)
Mon, 15th Jun '09 11:00 PM

I just got an email from him. He's touring with Britney Spears as a backup dancer on her Circus Tour. He'll check in as soon as the tour is over.

Fudypatootie  (Level: 207.7 - Posts: 1301)
Tue, 16th Jun '09 12:37 AM

I'm pretty sure I saw him getting sand kicked in his face at the beach on a girl...who was about 8 years old.

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