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lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.6 - Posts: 2144)
Fri, 3rd Jul '09 11:15 PM

BILLY MAYS FUNERAL

I tried to post this in my Billy Mays thread but I couldn't find it. I'm guessing he would have got a big kick out of this.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/03/billy-mays-funeral-death-of-a-salesmen/



koota
Koota  (Level: 181.7 - Posts: 2100)
Fri, 3rd Jul '09 11:22 PM

That's interesting.

I hope at my funeral, the pallbearers are wearing grass skirts and mollusk shell necklaces. Jimmy Buffett's "Fruitcakes" will be playing in the background.

You're all invited. Please make it a wake and tell a few mollusk jokes, wouldja?

Whaddaya think they'll be wearing at *your* funeral?

papajensai
Papajensai  (Level: 192.9 - Posts: 1025)
Fri, 3rd Jul '09 11:33 PM

I hope they're wearing buttons that say "Lyla for President". That's my one-year-old grandbaby, and she'd have to be at least 35 before she can run.

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 256.8 - Posts: 3936)
Fri, 3rd Jul '09 11:44 PM

Are you sure you want mollusk jokes? I think the only ones I know are "Look at that S car go!" and "I left my harp in Sam Clam's disco."

No idea what people will wear to my funeral. First I'll have to convince them to attend ...

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Sat, 4th Jul '09 5:24 AM

That gives me a great idea, but I don't find Topless Pallbearers in the Yellow Pages anywhere!

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.6 - Posts: 2144)
Sat, 4th Jul '09 5:40 AM

You've gone too far in the yellow pages. You need to be in the "P" section. More specifically, pineapple shirts.

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 279.5 - Posts: 6639)
Sat, 4th Jul '09 5:58 AM

Mollusc jokes? You want them we've got them!

Two prawns go into a disco; a couple of hours later as they are leaving number Two catches sight of number one and asks how the evening went.
Number one says 'Great! I pulled a mussel'

(Just for clarity's sake; no reference is intended to any current member of sploofus in this joke.....And I DON'T CARE if prawns and mussels are not molluscs.)

bobolicios
Bobolicios  (Level: 117.7 - Posts: 1745)
Sat, 4th Jul '09 9:28 AM

No offense I am sorry for his family. But I thought he was kind of obnoxious, his commercials were loud and annoying. Of course he did put oxy-clean on shelves and in homes. I don't care for info-mercials of any kind.

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Sat, 4th Jul '09 10:24 AM

Hmmmmmmmmmm?

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Sat, 4th Jul '09 12:38 PM

I don't mean to be obnoxious, but when Mays and Jackson died on the same day I had a quiet cocktail on the deck and felt there was a god in heaven.

Now I have to get God to sell Pedophile Jackson's body to a necrophiliac.

caramel1
Caramel1  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 21596)
Sat, 4th Jul '09 12:57 PM

OH My, you have a knack of verbalizng things in understandable language which many people only think, Smaug

bobolicios
Bobolicios  (Level: 117.7 - Posts: 1745)
Sat, 4th Jul '09 7:33 PM

If that post of Smaug's doesn't get deleted than the editors must be fairly understanding! I don't know any necrophiliac's personally, do they advertise on craigslist?

caramel1
Caramel1  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 21596)
Sat, 4th Jul '09 7:44 PM

I could not see where his post was in violation of any terms although some won't like what he said

caramel1
Caramel1  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 21596)
Mon, 6th Jul '09 9:18 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/07/06/new-york-congressman-blasts-jackson-pervert-low-life/ looks like this guy and Smaug have things in common . Personally if I worked in downtown LA would definitely call in sick tomorrow as the "memorial" will paralyze the city at best

caramel1
Caramel1  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 21596)
Fri, 7th Aug '09 5:49 PM


jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Fri, 7th Aug '09 5:59 PM

More sad news.

I hate that drug. My drummer died of a heart attack at 49, while playing catch with his 8 year old son in the front yard of their home. The autopsy showed that cocaine caused the heart attack. What a neat guy, great musician, and loving father, gone.

leenah
Leenah  (Level: 2.3 - Posts: 18)
Fri, 7th Aug '09 6:39 PM

I HOPE EVERYONE SPOKE VERY LOUDLY TO HONOR THE MEMORY OF THE GREATEST PEDDLER OF OUR GENERATION.

resolsufoolps
Resolsufoolps  (Level: 20.7 - Posts: 95)
Fri, 7th Aug '09 7:31 PM

Refering to a post farther up this forum thread.......

Oh yes you did, and you were......

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Fri, 7th Aug '09 9:21 PM

.......funny!

leenah
Leenah  (Level: 2.3 - Posts: 18)
Fri, 7th Aug '09 9:32 PM



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