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1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.0 - Posts: 5883)
Wed, 8th Jul '09 1:59 PM

WORDS FOR WOMEN TO LIVE BY

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.







lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Wed, 8th Jul '09 2:06 PM

Testify!

cjar855
Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Wed, 8th Jul '09 2:14 PM

I love this.. True Words to live by.. I'm still laughing and sending it to every female I know..

goddess28
Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Wed, 8th Jul '09 2:26 PM

Amen sistah! loved it!

caramel1
Caramel1  (Level: 128.3 - Posts: 21602)
Wed, 8th Jul '09 2:30 PM

Great one, Marsha

salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.5 - Posts: 5316)
Wed, 8th Jul '09 2:51 PM

Especially liked no. 13!

virtus
Virtus  (Level: 162.2 - Posts: 2460)
Wed, 8th Jul '09 3:31 PM

LOL LOL

lancaster
Lancaster  (Level: 228.1 - Posts: 176)
Wed, 8th Jul '09 4:40 PM

Brilliant! Miriam

jeannette
Jeannette  (Level: 111.1 - Posts: 1736)
Wed, 8th Jul '09 5:14 PM

lol love it marsha

ladyvol
Ladyvol  (Level: 205.4 - Posts: 5490)
Wed, 8th Jul '09 9:48 PM

WTG Girlfriend....
Vickie

pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Wed, 8th Jul '09 9:52 PM

Will there be T-shirts with these sayings?

aquamar
Aquamar  (Level: 179.0 - Posts: 910)
Thu, 9th Jul '09 12:34 AM

I actually live that way, doesn't everyone?

naomi4195
Naomi4195  (Level: 51.7 - Posts: 184)
Thu, 9th Jul '09 12:45 AM

That is excellent and I definitely want a t-shirt!!!


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