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maurlin
Maurlin  (Level: 213.4 - Posts: 2671)
Wed, 15th Jul '09 7:44 AM

AMA'S RESPONSE TO HEALTH CARE REFORM - NOT POLITICAL

The AMA has weighed in on Health Care Reform.....

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenteritis had sort of a gut feeling about it but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up
to the a**holes in Washington.

caramel1
Caramel1  (Level: 128.4 - Posts: 21604)
Wed, 15th Jul '09 8:09 AM

As long as the surgeons amputate .....

smoke
Smoke  (Level: 96.7 - Posts: 12009)
Wed, 15th Jul '09 8:31 AM



garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 280.2 - Posts: 6644)
Wed, 15th Jul '09 8:46 AM

Tres funny.
Barry


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