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Madamec8  (Level: 85.9 - Posts: 897)
Mon, 20th Jul '09 11:14 PM


Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.

Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answer s, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety.. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

Smoke  (Level: 96.7 - Posts: 12009)
Tue, 21st Jul '09 12:51 AM

That's adorable. Thanks!

Heckler  (Level: 35.1 - Posts: 3)
Tue, 21st Jul '09 1:14 AM

That brought a smile! thankyou.

Garrybl  (Level: 293.8 - Posts: 6801)
Tue, 21st Jul '09 7:26 AM

That reminded me of the joke about the judge when Abrahama and Rebecca came before him wanting a divorce. Since they were 89 and 92 respectively he asked them why they wanted a divorce now, having been married for 64 years.
They confessed they had disliked one another for the past 52 years.
'Why did you take so long to divorce?'
'We were waiting for the children to die'

Papajensai  (Level: 203.0 - Posts: 1025)
Tue, 21st Jul '09 10:21 AM

The very elderly gentleman appeared at the courthouse with his very young bride-to-be to get a marriage license. The clerk was a friend of the gentleman, and took him aside for some premarital counselling.

"Do you realize that this sort of thing can be dangerous, even fatal?" he asked.

The old boy replied, "Well, if she dies, she dies!"

Pennwoman  (Level: 163.1 - Posts: 2476)
Tue, 21st Jul '09 10:43 AM


Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Tue, 21st Jul '09 11:47 AM

A young lad walks out of a store and sees an elderly man sitting on a bench crying. This lad walks over to the man to check to see if he is alright:

Lad: Sir, are you Okay?

Old Man: Yes, I'm fine. It's my birthday today (he is still crying).

Young Lad: Wow, it's a special day for you.

Old Man.: Yes it is. I'm 82 today (and still crying.)

Young Lad: Even better, you look great for your age.

Old Man: Thank you, and I just got married (and he is still crying.)

Young Lad: Married! Gee, that's great! 82 and married, wow! You've got a whole new life ahead of you.

Old Man: I married a 25 year old. (sobbing uncontrollably)

Young Lad: Holy Moly! Even better.

Old Man: We make passionate love every day! (Tears are rolling down his face)

Young Lad:You lucky dog! Why so sad?

Old Man: This lucky dog has forgotten where he lives.

Madamec8  (Level: 85.9 - Posts: 897)
Tue, 21st Jul '09 1:25 PM

I LOVE these responses -- getting old is fun. Today I received a .gif in my mail, here are the words:

Very quietly I confided to my husband on the eve of our 50th anniversary that I was having an affair.
He turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?"
And THAT, my friend, is the definition of old.

Smoke  (Level: 96.7 - Posts: 12009)
Tue, 21st Jul '09 1:53 PM

"getting old is fun"

Ohhhh ... SO not!

But jokes are fun, keep 'em comin'.

Papajensai  (Level: 203.0 - Posts: 1025)
Tue, 21st Jul '09 2:22 PM

I remember hearing an interview with Katharine Hepburn when she was very old. She said "Old age is not for sissies." It's true, and I'm learning it more and more every year.

Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Tue, 21st Jul '09 4:34 PM

It was a shock to find my kids are now older'n me, although they emphatically deny it.


Bbear  (Level: 168.0 - Posts: 2297)
Tue, 21st Jul '09 6:36 PM

With ya, Bev. I must have had my (now) 30 year old when I was six. And the twins....(now 21) when I was seven. Right?

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