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knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 11:05 AM

MY PANTIES.

They are in a wad, if you must know. And it's because of this site. What is going on? It's slow again - unbelievably so. And a thread was deleted the other day with no explanation (the one Monkeynips started about double entendres) while there are threads that still exist with people calling each other idiots and racists. The only thing this site has as an advantage over other game sites for me is the Salty Dog chat. I don't even recognize this place anymore. Let's not be sexy but please hate all you want - that's the message I'm receiving - got it - hate it! Just a rant, but I'm out. Sploofus won't see another dime from me and I suspect not from many others. Not if things continue on like this. I hope something changes for the better soon - I used to love this site!

crazy4games
Crazy4games  (Level: 123.0 - Posts: 1020)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 11:30 AM

Well said! I couldn't agree more Karen.

I don't spend near the time on this site that I used to. The nasty name calling, the political rants, I'm just tired of it all.
I come and do the Word Puzzles and TQOTD (when I feel confident enough that it won't time out), and then I'm gone.
I used to love reading the Salty Dog, but now it's just the same stuff all the time, from the same people. It's just grown old for me.
I still have quite some time left on my membership, but I will not be renewing when it expires.

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.6 - Posts: 2144)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 11:37 AM

Now you guys know where I was last Oct. when I bailed from the site.

salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.1 - Posts: 5313)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 12:41 PM

A person has 2 actions to take in a situation such as this - be part of the problem or part of the solution.

Please be part of the solution. Open topics you want to see discussed. I see jokes on here, praises, highlights in members' lives, etc. There are other things on here other than the political stuff. Some I read, some I don't. Usually I don't, although I have the last couple days or so.

I don't think Salty Dog can go back to what it was a couple years ago. The site is about 21/2 times the size it was then. It's like trying to go back home and expecting everything to be the same as it was when you were a child. You've grown up, and everyone else has grown up. Friends have moved away, people you don't recognize have moved in. Your interests are different now.

If you quit Sploofus, then the problem has won.

Describe what it is you want Salty Dog to be. Then help make it become that.

smoke
Smoke  (Level: 96.7 - Posts: 12009)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 12:49 PM

Well said, Pat. We have open choices and options about reading/posting to the forum.

But if I had any panties they'd be in a massive wad over the $%*&#$*& delays and time-outs.

We ain't got much choice with them.

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.6 - Posts: 2144)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 12:56 PM

Please donate to the "Smoke Needs Panties" fund at my Paypal account.

salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.1 - Posts: 5313)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 1:21 PM

And what kind of panties do you suggest we get Smoke? We know she won't need any long johns where she lives.

Should we get her the old granny type bloomers with baggy legs down to the knees? Or shall we shop at Victoria's Secret?

monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 1:26 PM

Any suggestions on how to underpants gnome proof a home? I seem to have had several mysterious panty disappearances in the last few weeks.

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.6 - Posts: 2144)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 1:26 PM

Do they have thong bloomers? I'm thinking she would like the "little bit country, little bit rock & roll" style.

goddess28
Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 1:29 PM

HEY!!! Thats my mom!





salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.1 - Posts: 5313)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 1:31 PM

Thong bloomers with a NASCAR theme. That certainly does bring a picture to mind.

Monkeynips, if you are hanging them out on the clothesline to dry, you might peek in some of your neighbors' homes to see if any of them are wearing yours. You might have a panty thief on the loose.

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.6 - Posts: 2144)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 1:55 PM

Sheral: Please talk to your mom and remind her that the thong part goes in back. Those bloomers just aren't going to fit right when she has them turned around backwards.

Lodi

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 2:12 PM

There you all go - hijacking my thread! I know I repeat myself when I say that only Mr. Johnny Depp can rip off my panties thread. Carry on.

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 3:04 PM

I'm not sure that it matters, but what color panties are we talking about here?

monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 3:16 PM

Whose panties? As for mine they weren't nearly as colorful as the thread that disappeared along with them.

goddess28
Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 3:27 PM

Johnny..mmmmmmm....

smoke
Smoke  (Level: 96.7 - Posts: 12009)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 3:32 PM

Okay, the thong goes in the back - which eye does the patch go over?

monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 4:20 PM

Quick Poll: Do you think Johnny Depp wears boxers or briefs?
My guess would be boxers.

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 4:24 PM

I agree, he has to be gay. Not that anything is wrong with that. What was the question, again?

goddess28
Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 4:31 PM

Nothing.

1mks
1mks  (Level: 210.8 - Posts: 5883)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 6:03 PM

Dammit, Lodi, you promised that you would never show my red panties that I lost on the float last year. I am frankly aghast!

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.6 - Posts: 2144)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 6:07 PM

I have to admit, you didn't really lose them. I coveted them and we flew them high on this year's float.

madamec8
Madamec8  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 891)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 6:12 PM

My panties were part of the wardrobe in 'Bridget Jones' Diary'

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 104.6 - Posts: 9952)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 6:21 PM

Bridget wore panties? No wonder she had such a hard time landing a guy.

mplaw51
Mplaw51  (Level: 179.5 - Posts: 1582)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 7:04 PM

Maybe Johnny Depp goes commando....

bobolicios
Bobolicios  (Level: 117.7 - Posts: 1745)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 7:26 PM

I bet Johnny doesn't wear any. Or at least that is how I picture him. Sorry about your thread Monkey wish I would have read it. The timeouts are what is bothering me. It is just too slow when taking quizzes, I give up sometimes. I will hang in there but not sure if I want a paying membership.

monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 7:34 PM

It's okay Bobo. I kind of felt like I lost my sploofus cherry when my thread got deleted. Oops. I hope that comment wasn't too racy.

bbear
Bbear  (Level: 161.0 - Posts: 2301)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 7:35 PM

Just remember - when you put the potato in your undies to make yourself look bigger than you are, PLEASE remember to put it in the front.

mplaw51
Mplaw51  (Level: 179.5 - Posts: 1582)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 7:44 PM

Bobo, that's what "commando" means! At least that's what my sons say!

monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 8:54 PM

Tee-hee. Bbears comment reminded me of a Holloween party I attended in my wild and crazy theatre days. One man was wearing nothing but a trench coat. When asked what he was supposed to be, he said he was a dictator. Then he openend his trench coat and all became clear. In the interest of good taste, I won't expound further.

oogie54
Oogie54  (Level: 201.2 - Posts: 1120)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 9:10 PM

I used to come home from work and yank my ex-wife's little thong panties off as soon as I got in the door.......those things are terribly uncomfortable

mplaw51
Mplaw51  (Level: 179.5 - Posts: 1582)
Mon, 27th Jul '09 9:13 PM

It's good to laugh! Thanks for the smile!

madamec8
Madamec8  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 891)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 10:49 PM

"which eye does the patch go over?"

Just have to toss this story in here :

A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns telling about their adventures on the seas. The sailor notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook and an eye patch.

The sailor asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies: "We were in a storm at sea, and I were swept overboard headed for Davy Jones' Locker. Just as me men were pullin' me out, a shark bit me leg off."

"Wow!" said the sailor. "What about the hook?"

The pirate went on, “We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut me hand off.”

"Incredible!" said the sailor. "And how did you get the eye patch?"

“Arrr. That were from a seagull dropping fell into me bloody eye,” replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well," said the pirate. "It was me first day with the hook..."



pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Wed, 29th Jul '09 10:02 AM

Oh my gosh, I loved that one!


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