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quackinator
Quackinator  (Level: 168.2 - Posts: 151)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 12:17 AM

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT......A.K.A. QUACK QUARKS

Can someone explain to me the relationship between particle physics and the string theory? Are they mutually exclusive?

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 1:09 AM

Well I can tell you tomorrow when I talk to my boss......

fudypatootie
Fudypatootie  (Level: 197.3 - Posts: 1302)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 1:42 AM

I think Leslie Winkle likes one and Sheldon Cooper likes the other.

madamec8
Madamec8  (Level: 82.6 - Posts: 893)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 5:11 AM

I don't know a thing about thongs.

mplaw51
Mplaw51  (Level: 179.5 - Posts: 1582)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 6:01 AM

Me either but so refreshing to change the subject!

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 7:42 AM

Those darn teachers of mine. They told me it was "string physics and particle theory." (Or was it...silly string and particle board?)



Are you sure you didn't get it backward? (insert smiley scratching head looking perplexed)

pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 8:30 AM

Are you saying that strings are participles??? I thought they were nouns!!

m48ortal
M48ortal  (Level: 251.5 - Posts: 3742)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 9:01 AM

Now, now, folks. She asked you a particular question and you just string her along. In theory, someone should help her before she gets physical.

pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 9:06 AM

Oh. Well. Then, the answer is 42!

knerd
Knerd  (Level: 99.0 - Posts: 1141)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 9:17 AM

All this talk about quantum physics and string theory is making my "brane" hurt.

asor
Asor  (Level: 156.0 - Posts: 589)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 10:31 AM

You use the string to wrap up the particle in brown paper packaging before delivering it to Maria. I would have thought that would be obvious...

quackinator
Quackinator  (Level: 168.2 - Posts: 151)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 10:33 AM

Pepperdoc.... duh!!! Why didn't I think of that?????

Love the responses so far!

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 10:58 AM

Fine. You just had to go and blow their secret.

They're secretly living together in a loft in Soho.

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 10:59 AM

But they're not exclusive. You still have a chance.

mrbojangles
Mrbojangles  (Level: 16.6 - Posts: 231)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 11:09 AM

The Republicans subscribe to the string theory and the Democrats are more into particle physics, or vice versa!

1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.2 - Posts: 5886)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 11:12 AM

NO politics in THIS thread will be permitted!

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 11:38 AM

I believe, if my High School physics come to mind, it all depends on the capacity of the Flummery agitator as it relates to the strength of the Zeider diodes contained in the variable speed oscillator in question.

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 11:44 AM

Easy - Particle physics is concerned with High NRG: think Dead or Alive's 'You Spin Me Right Round' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv5qLsLYoo

String theory is more about repetitive oscillating lines: think Pachebel's Canon in D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZHw9uyj81g

Got that?!


(Guess who flunked physics but was often drafted in to help teach in the Music department... )


jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 11:57 AM

I knew if the thread went long enough, somebody would have to bring up flux capacitor.

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 12:19 PM

I'm particle bored.

fudypatootie
Fudypatootie  (Level: 197.3 - Posts: 1302)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 12:51 PM

Thinking my participle is dangling

m48ortal
M48ortal  (Level: 251.5 - Posts: 3742)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 1:06 PM

In high school physics class, I sat behind the basketball star player. On our multiple-choice and T/F final, he laid out some coins on his desk. He would shake one of them in his hand, look at it, and mark an answer. He finished the test in five minutes and put his head down and took a nap.

The rest of us worked like crazy. When the teacher announced the five-minute warning, our star opened his test, selected a quarter, and repeated the above process, occasionally changing an answer. I asked him later what he was doing. He said he was checking his answers. Why use a quarter the second time? Because it had the most 'cents.'

Actually, he passed, but I think it had more to do with keeping him eligible. His string theory was, "If it goes through the strings (net), it counts."

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 280.2 - Posts: 6644)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 1:15 PM

Mike

Thank you for that; made me laugh out loud.

Barry

madamec8
Madamec8  (Level: 82.6 - Posts: 893)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 1:33 PM

What the BLEEP do we know????

m48ortal
M48ortal  (Level: 251.5 - Posts: 3742)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 1:33 PM

True story. He lasted less than one semester on his college scholarship. Classes were tougher and alcohol was easier to get.

fudypatootie
Fudypatootie  (Level: 197.3 - Posts: 1302)
Tue, 28th Jul '09 2:04 PM

Been there, done that.


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