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Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Fri, 31st Jul '09 8:24 PM


An old lady was standing at the rail of a cruise ship holding her hat so the wind wouldn't blow it away.

A gentleman approached her and said "Pardon me madam, I don't mean to be forward but did you know your dress was blowing up in this wind"?

"Yes, I know", said the lady, "but I need my hands to hold onto my hat".

"But madam, he said, you must know that your derriere is exposed".

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and said "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but I just BOUGHT this hat"!

Salzypat  (Level: 158.2 - Posts: 5353)
Fri, 31st Jul '09 8:26 PM

Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4285)
Fri, 31st Jul '09 11:07 PM


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