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cjar855
Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Mon, 17th Aug '09 7:30 PM

CASH FOR CLUNKERS


IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --


Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.


CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?







lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Mon, 17th Aug '09 8:23 PM

Cripes, I feel like a 79 Ford Pinto. Although I hear you can't trade that in towards the cash for clunkers because its considered a classic or something like that.

(My first car was a 79 Ford Pinto, btw).

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Mon, 17th Aug '09 8:29 PM

My son and his best friend used to make up raps on the fly while in HS. They had a great one about a lime green Pinto stretch limo. They kept me in stitches all the time.










Fine. I guess you had to be there!

cjar855
Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Mon, 17th Aug '09 8:53 PM

Remember the Gremlin? I had a Green Gremlin. Ugh!!!!!

1mks
1mks  (Level: 210.8 - Posts: 5883)
Mon, 17th Aug '09 9:03 PM

I had a little red Opel...no radio....no a/c....but I loved it.


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