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donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Wed, 19th Aug '09 8:57 AM

OUTTA MY MIND ON A SUNNY MORNING,

How come, when I "press 1 for English", I get someone who can hardly speak the language?

One of the local funeral directors has started waving when he drives by the house. I have
mixed feelings about this.

Why are so many of the people in the food lines at big city missions overweight?

If you are the first car in the left turn lane would you please pull forward until the oncoming traffic clears
so someone else can make the turn also.

And when it's a non designated left lane would you put on your turn signal BEFORE traffic lines up behind you.

Is there a bigger jerk in Washington than John Edwards? (No, not B.O.)

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 105.1 - Posts: 9952)
Wed, 19th Aug '09 9:00 AM

To answer your last question, yes, probably.

m48ortal
M48ortal  (Level: 251.6 - Posts: 3742)
Wed, 19th Aug '09 9:08 AM

The other day I walked past our local funeral home and the owner was out on the porch. We waved and he yelled "How ya doin'?"

Now I'm not sure if he was being friendly or expressing a professional interest. One of the problems of looking your age.

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Wed, 19th Aug '09 9:16 AM

Why is there braille on the drive-thru ATM?

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Wed, 19th Aug '09 9:17 AM

Poor people are fat these days cause fast food is the cheapest way to go. Other than that-yeah!
Why oh why don't they enforce the "keep right except to pass"? I go ballistic (well, I seethe) when people block the left hand lane. It's to make traffic run smoother, dagnabit! See, I learn a lot from Sploofus

swiper
Swiper  (Level: 146.5 - Posts: 874)
Wed, 19th Aug '09 5:41 PM

We have "right on red" but why do they beep at me when I won't go "left on red"

m48ortal
M48ortal  (Level: 251.6 - Posts: 3742)
Thu, 20th Aug '09 1:35 PM

If an octopus has eight 'legs' and is named that way because of that, then shouldn't a ten-'legged' squid be called a "decapus?"

While I'm on the theme, if we call the squid's 10 appendages 'tentacles,' shouldn't the octopus have "octacles?"

caramel1
Caramel1  (Level: 128.4 - Posts: 21605)
Thu, 20th Aug '09 2:04 PM

Heard that Edwards te "jerk" you mentioned is considering moving his mistress and baby into his neighborhood SWEET

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Thu, 20th Aug '09 2:24 PM

M48ortal: Yeah! And shouldn't a platypus be a quadropus?
How many is a platy anyway?


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