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Tuzilla  (Level: 146.7 - Posts: 3847)
Wed, 31st May '06 8:00 PM


You use movie premier and laundromat in the same sentence.

Mightydog  (Level: 110.0 - Posts: 29)
Wed, 31st May '06 8:29 PM

you might be a redneck if your idea of a dinner out is a six-pack and a bbq on the porch

Ladyvol  (Level: 213.0 - Posts: 5681)
Wed, 31st May '06 9:59 PM

You've ever had to take a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

Dmaspc  (Level: 224.4 - Posts: 6)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 12:09 AM

When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry
about is if you can loose them or not.

Geniuswaitress  (Level: 52.1 - Posts: 381)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 7:44 AM

Vickie, I hope there's a story there!

Violetblue  (Level: 112.2 - Posts: 854)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 8:00 AM

...if your driver's license reads "Britney Spears"

Jedley  (Level: 34.2 - Posts: 278)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 8:21 AM

...if there's only one person present when you introduce your wife and daughter

Mskillian  (Level: 65.1 - Posts: 226)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 8:38 AM think of possum as 'the other white meat'.

Mmmmmm...possum, it's what's for dinner!

Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 10:01 AM

You've been accused of lying through your tooth.

Tuzilla  (Level: 146.7 - Posts: 3847)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 10:14 AM

...if your dentist has an express chair for 10 teeth or less.

Difod  (Level: 256.9 - Posts: 107)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 2:13 PM

... you think the theory of relativity has something to do with inbreeding.

Joelwdonnal  (Level: 123.7 - Posts: 268)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 2:18 PM

S T O P I T - I am about to wet myself reading all of these - they are just way to funny!!!!!!

Dwayla  (Level: 200.6 - Posts: 150)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 2:22 PM

So are these all ideas for an upcoming WordPuzzle???


Kaufman  (Level: 270.4 - Posts: 3942)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 3:34 PM

... and you might be an Amish redneck if you have a dead horse up on blocks in the front yard.

Joanneeberlin  (Level: 191.1 - Posts: 687)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 3:49 PM

What's the difference between a redneck and a Hillbilly? I'm from Canada so by what I am reading.....Can they mean the same?
Thanks for the info,
Jo (from Canada!)

Opiated  (Level: 181.2 - Posts: 18)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 3:57 PM

omg Kaufman, too funny!

Linenlady  (Level: 159.1 - Posts: 306)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 4:24 PM

What's this?

Clop-Clop, Bang-Bang

Clop-Clop, Bang-Bang

An Amish drive-by shooting

Suzer22  (Level: 166.3 - Posts: 1983)
Fri, 2nd Jun '06 10:01 AM

To Jo from Canada -

A hillbilly lives up in the backwoods or hills, in a very rural area with little or no amenities, so they don't have much choice...

But a redneck lives in town and should know better!

Check this out from wikipedia: "Usage of the term 'Redneck' generally differs from Hick and Hillbilly, because Rednecks reject or resist assimilation into the dominant culture, while Hicks and Hillbillies theoretically are isolated from the dominant culture."

If you've ever seen "The Dukes of Hazzard" they are pretty much all examples of rednecks.

Ladyvol  (Level: 213.0 - Posts: 5681)
Fri, 2nd Jun '06 1:43 PM

Suzer...Uncle Jessie on the Dukes was a Ridge Runner not a redneck....(That's another name for a moonshiner). He was more of a hillbilly actually. Although he had awhole lot more sense.....

Dmaspc  (Level: 224.4 - Posts: 6)
Fri, 2nd Jun '06 1:46 PM

You think the Mountain Men In "Deliverance" were just "misunderstood".

Tuzilla  (Level: 146.7 - Posts: 3847)
Fri, 2nd Jun '06 2:25 PM

When this is sorted out, someone tell me the difference between a clodhopper, lummox, bumpkin and sodbuster.

Also sort out coots, galoots, codgers, curmudgeons, ol' fools and dimestore cowboys

Joanneeberlin  (Level: 191.1 - Posts: 687)
Fri, 2nd Jun '06 2:57 PM

Thanks Suzer for the info!

Suzer22  (Level: 166.3 - Posts: 1983)
Fri, 2nd Jun '06 9:09 PM

Steve, just accept the fact that you are ALL of these things and then you'll understand what they are

Ladyvol  (Level: 213.0 - Posts: 5681)
Fri, 2nd Jun '06 9:39 PM

Why don't we all agree that God made us one and all and leave it at that?

Tmj302  (Level: 53.5 - Posts: 129)
Fri, 2nd Jun '06 11:29 PM

you ask your ol' lady to hand you a monkey wrench and she hands you a bottle of Summer's Eve....

Smellslikeandi  (Level: 178.1 - Posts: 4)
Sat, 3rd Jun '06 12:57 PM

You might be a redneck if . . .

Instructions on how to get to your house includes the phrase "once you get off the paved road . . ."

Tuzilla  (Level: 146.7 - Posts: 3847)
Sat, 3rd Jun '06 8:33 PM

...if grilling your dinner involves driving down country roads.

Ladyvol  (Level: 213.0 - Posts: 5681)
Sat, 3rd Jun '06 9:58 PM

If you wear a strapless gown with a bra that isn't.......

Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2402)
Sun, 4th Jun '06 12:06 AM

......Your windchimes are empty beer cans?

Gypsylady  (Level: 149.5 - Posts: 6108)
Thu, 8th Jun '06 9:22 PM

Do you all think I might be a Yankee Redneck? I guess you might need to read my profile first.....uclonewolf3???????

Koota  (Level: 189.4 - Posts: 2125)
Thu, 8th Jun '06 11:02 PM

Hey, some people are proud of their redneckness. My own brother and his bride got married in matching Dale Earnhardt t-shirts. That *has* to fit under the "You might be a redneck if" category!

Embee  (Level: 86.7 - Posts: 362)
Thu, 8th Jun '06 11:30 PM

Koota, I think you should send that one to Jeff Foxworthy!

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