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tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.2 - Posts: 3779)
Wed, 31st May '06 8:00 PM

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...

You use movie premier and laundromat in the same sentence.

mightydog
Mightydog  (Level: 110.0 - Posts: 29)
Wed, 31st May '06 8:29 PM

you might be a redneck if your idea of a dinner out is a six-pack and a bbq on the porch

ladyvol
Ladyvol  (Level: 205.4 - Posts: 5493)
Wed, 31st May '06 9:59 PM

You've ever had to take a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

dmaspc
Dmaspc  (Level: 224.4 - Posts: 6)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 12:09 AM

When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry
about is if you can loose them or not.

geniuswaitress
Geniuswaitress  (Level: 52.1 - Posts: 381)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 7:44 AM

Vickie, I hope there's a story there!

violetblue
Violetblue  (Level: 112.2 - Posts: 850)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 8:00 AM

...if your driver's license reads "Britney Spears"

jedley
Jedley  (Level: 34.2 - Posts: 278)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 8:21 AM

...if there's only one person present when you introduce your wife and daughter

mskillian
Mskillian  (Level: 65.1 - Posts: 226)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 8:38 AM

...you think of possum as 'the other white meat'.

Mmmmmm...possum, it's what's for dinner!

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 10:01 AM

You've been accused of lying through your tooth.

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.2 - Posts: 3779)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 10:14 AM

...if your dentist has an express chair for 10 teeth or less.

difod
Difod  (Level: 245.3 - Posts: 108)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 2:13 PM

... you think the theory of relativity has something to do with inbreeding.

joelwdonnal
Joelwdonnal  (Level: 117.9 - Posts: 268)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 2:18 PM

S T O P I T - I am about to wet myself reading all of these - they are just way to funny!!!!!!

dwayla
Dwayla  (Level: 193.3 - Posts: 150)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 2:22 PM

So are these all ideas for an upcoming WordPuzzle???

Dwayla

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.2 - Posts: 3936)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 3:34 PM

... and you might be an Amish redneck if you have a dead horse up on blocks in the front yard.

joanneeberlin
Joanneeberlin  (Level: 184.5 - Posts: 686)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 3:49 PM

What's the difference between a redneck and a Hillbilly? I'm from Canada so by what I am reading.....Can they mean the same?
Thanks for the info,
Jo (from Canada!)

opiated
Opiated  (Level: 181.2 - Posts: 18)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 3:57 PM

omg Kaufman, too funny!

linenlady
Linenlady  (Level: 159.1 - Posts: 306)
Thu, 1st Jun '06 4:24 PM

What's this?

Clop-Clop, Bang-Bang

Clop-Clop, Bang-Bang


An Amish drive-by shooting

suzer22
Suzer22  (Level: 165.6 - Posts: 1982)
Fri, 2nd Jun '06 10:01 AM

To Jo from Canada -

A hillbilly lives up in the backwoods or hills, in a very rural area with little or no amenities, so they don't have much choice...

But a redneck lives in town and should know better!

Check this out from wikipedia: "Usage of the term 'Redneck' generally differs from Hick and Hillbilly, because Rednecks reject or resist assimilation into the dominant culture, while Hicks and Hillbillies theoretically are isolated from the dominant culture."

If you've ever seen "The Dukes of Hazzard" they are pretty much all examples of rednecks.

ladyvol
Ladyvol  (Level: 205.4 - Posts: 5493)
Fri, 2nd Jun '06 1:43 PM

Suzer...Uncle Jessie on the Dukes was a Ridge Runner not a redneck....(That's another name for a moonshiner). He was more of a hillbilly actually. Although he had awhole lot more sense.....
Vickie

dmaspc
Dmaspc  (Level: 224.4 - Posts: 6)
Fri, 2nd Jun '06 1:46 PM

You think the Mountain Men In "Deliverance" were just "misunderstood".

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.2 - Posts: 3779)
Fri, 2nd Jun '06 2:25 PM

When this is sorted out, someone tell me the difference between a clodhopper, lummox, bumpkin and sodbuster.

Also sort out coots, galoots, codgers, curmudgeons, ol' fools and dimestore cowboys

joanneeberlin
Joanneeberlin  (Level: 184.5 - Posts: 686)
Fri, 2nd Jun '06 2:57 PM

Thanks Suzer for the info!
Jo

suzer22
Suzer22  (Level: 165.6 - Posts: 1982)
Fri, 2nd Jun '06 9:09 PM

Steve, just accept the fact that you are ALL of these things and then you'll understand what they are

ladyvol
Ladyvol  (Level: 205.4 - Posts: 5493)
Fri, 2nd Jun '06 9:39 PM

Why don't we all agree that God made us one and all and leave it at that?
Vickie

tmj302
Tmj302  (Level: 53.5 - Posts: 129)
Fri, 2nd Jun '06 11:29 PM


you ask your ol' lady to hand you a monkey wrench and she hands you a bottle of Summer's Eve....

smellslikeandi
Smellslikeandi  (Level: 169.2 - Posts: 4)
Sat, 3rd Jun '06 12:57 PM

You might be a redneck if . . .

Instructions on how to get to your house includes the phrase "once you get off the paved road . . ."

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.2 - Posts: 3779)
Sat, 3rd Jun '06 8:33 PM

...if grilling your dinner involves driving down country roads.

ladyvol
Ladyvol  (Level: 205.4 - Posts: 5493)
Sat, 3rd Jun '06 9:58 PM

If you wear a strapless gown with a bra that isn't.......

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Sun, 4th Jun '06 12:06 AM

......Your windchimes are empty beer cans?


gypsylady
Gypsylady  (Level: 142.8 - Posts: 6058)
Thu, 8th Jun '06 9:22 PM

Do you all think I might be a Yankee Redneck? I guess you might need to read my profile first.....uclonewolf3???????

koota
Koota  (Level: 181.9 - Posts: 2104)
Thu, 8th Jun '06 11:02 PM

Hey, some people are proud of their redneckness. My own brother and his bride got married in matching Dale Earnhardt t-shirts. That *has* to fit under the "You might be a redneck if" category!

embee
Embee  (Level: 86.7 - Posts: 362)
Thu, 8th Jun '06 11:30 PM

Koota, I think you should send that one to Jeff Foxworthy!


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