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lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Fri, 28th Aug '09 9:44 PM

FREE RABIES SHOTS AT THE TIKI BAR

Anybody else feel they need one with some of the posts on this site?



bobolicios
Bobolicios  (Level: 118.4 - Posts: 1745)
Fri, 28th Aug '09 9:47 PM

I need one from all the views and my dear bless your heart so do you.

bigmama60
Bigmama60  (Level: 95.2 - Posts: 6648)
Fri, 28th Aug '09 9:48 PM

No, there are no animals posting here

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Fri, 28th Aug '09 9:48 PM

Is there a shot to cure boredom? Jack Daniels you say? Don't mind if I do!



lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Fri, 28th Aug '09 10:04 PM

Last time I did shots with you, Don, I ended up with whisker burns and a tattoo.

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Fri, 28th Aug '09 10:07 PM

Sorry about the burns. (Smaug did the tattoo though)

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Fri, 28th Aug '09 10:14 PM

Well if that tattoo is supposed to be life size, why is it on my pinky?

bbear
Bbear  (Level: 161.7 - Posts: 2301)
Fri, 28th Aug '09 10:49 PM

I need a shot for swine flu, bird flu, seasonal flu and the flu in my chimmey. Any takers?

foogs
Foogs  (Level: 267.9 - Posts: 848)
Fri, 28th Aug '09 10:49 PM


Libby?

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Fri, 28th Aug '09 10:56 PM

I got a pneumovax yesterday and my left arm is red, incredibly sore, and looks like I just pounded a couple of cans of Popeye's spinach.

m48ortal
M48ortal  (Level: 251.5 - Posts: 3742)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 12:01 AM

For some things you don't need shots.

For Bird Flu (Remember it?) you just need Tweetment.

For Swine Flu, apply some Oinkment.

Got anything for Mad Cow Disease?


lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 12:18 AM

Maybe an enamoo?

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 1:09 AM

Metamoosil?

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 1:11 AM

Either one should get things mooving.

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 1:33 AM

mootility can be a good thing.

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 1:40 AM

I suppose you find all this amoosing?

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 1:48 AM

for the moost part.

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 1:52 AM

I see that Lodi's gone. Must be pasture bedtime.

oldcougar
Oldcougar  (Level: 220.4 - Posts: 1935)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 6:04 AM

Clever cowgirls

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 280.2 - Posts: 6644)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 7:36 AM

What about spanish flu?

Immediate action required (don't let a daygo by)

A glass of El Cider
And a Dayli dose of Donqui (xote)

papajensai
Papajensai  (Level: 193.3 - Posts: 1025)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 8:27 AM

I was surprised by all the questions about the Spanish flu.


NO one expects the Spanish inquisition!

papajensai
Papajensai  (Level: 193.3 - Posts: 1025)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 8:29 AM

And, what's in these Rabbi's shots of which you speak? Little bitty glasses of Mogen David?

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 8:32 AM

Well, the only way I could come up to tie all the posts together was to steal slightly from rjensons and say
Shouldn't it be a shot of Moooogen David?

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.1 - Posts: 3936)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 9:15 AM

No, the udder one: Manischewitz Cowcord Grape.

papajensai
Papajensai  (Level: 193.3 - Posts: 1025)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 9:48 AM

Moozel Tov!

lynnm
Lynnm  (Level: 226.7 - Posts: 1953)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 9:53 AM

when pigs fly there is swine flu?

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 10:16 AM

Is a sty in the eye caused by swine flu?

bigbird
Bigbird  (Level: 239.6 - Posts: 3302)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 10:20 AM

Ken - I prefer the real heavy rotgut - Moolaga.

monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 10:33 AM

Huh, I've never heard of the Spanish Flu before. What are its symptoms? Dolor de cabeza? Fiebre? Mal aliento? Erupcion?

Oh crap. I'll take that shot now. Tequilla please.

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 11:06 AM

Buncha moocaholics!



garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 280.2 - Posts: 6644)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 11:08 AM

Spanish Flu killed millions in 1917 I think it was. Egon Schiele is the first famous person i can think of who died from it but it was a true epidemic --makes the other epidemics seems like sniffles.

smoke
Smoke  (Level: 96.7 - Posts: 12009)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 12:10 PM

Watermelon mootini?

m48ortal
M48ortal  (Level: 251.5 - Posts: 3742)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 2:56 PM

T'was to be expected when Lodi offered free shots. The moo-chers over-run the place.

Or is a moo-cher where a cow sits?

Or would "Go Bovine Tech, Go!" be a moo-cher?

Just pick whatever behooves you. But Bee-hooves would possibly put them in the rumin-ant family. Reckon that's where we got honey ants.

As I mowed my yard yesterday, a large spider walked under my mower with its two front legs raised (spider touchdown!?). I think it qualifies as an insect now.

bobolicios
Bobolicios  (Level: 118.4 - Posts: 1745)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 3:12 PM

What about the Moooonomic plague. Or black cow death. Do they have a shot for that.

smoke
Smoke  (Level: 96.7 - Posts: 12009)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 3:14 PM

Is that like an OD on root beer floats?

bobolicios
Bobolicios  (Level: 118.4 - Posts: 1745)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 3:21 PM

Whatever floats your boat!

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 4:01 PM

I don't know, mixing the cow thread and floating stuff, could take some of the fun out the Tiki Barside pool......

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 4:08 PM

I think its moonanimous that nobody appreciates a floater in the pool.

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 4:09 PM

Like in Caddy Shack?

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 4:12 PM

JUST like.

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 105.0 - Posts: 9952)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 4:17 PM

Does a rabies shot prevent arbitrary censorship, Lodi?

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 4:18 PM

Everywhere but here, Andy!

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 4:29 PM

I think if a couple of turds in the pool were cleaned out, we wouldn't need arbitrary censorship.

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 4:31 PM

I love it when you talk forcefully!

bobolicios
Bobolicios  (Level: 118.4 - Posts: 1745)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 4:33 PM

I think she is talking diry again! Bless her heart!

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 4:35 PM

Hint* Overuse of something makes it less amusing each time.


Felix: Flattery will get you everywhere. But you aren't getting your socks back.

bobolicios
Bobolicios  (Level: 118.4 - Posts: 1745)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 4:36 PM

Hint: I never tire of sarcasm do you? Your words babe.

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 4:41 PM

Could someone please kick the tiki bar jukebox? It seems to be stuck on a Patsy Cline song.

bbear
Bbear  (Level: 161.7 - Posts: 2301)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 4:42 PM

If you take Spanish fly while having the Spanish flu will it make your fever worse? Will you get hot and flushed all over?

bobolicios
Bobolicios  (Level: 118.4 - Posts: 1745)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 4:44 PM

I have looked the word up in the dictionary your picture is under it. I mean really woman! What is up!

bobolicios
Bobolicios  (Level: 118.4 - Posts: 1745)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 4:48 PM

Wasn't spanish fly used for something?

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 5:40 PM

Dairy, dairy me - this is udderly ridiculous. I'm leaving beefore this BS(e) takes hold.
Some of you are so cold that I'm Friesian.
Could you low any stooper?

bobolicios
Bobolicios  (Level: 118.4 - Posts: 1745)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 5:43 PM

How low can you go? I have been down so long it looks like up to me. aka Jim Morrison.

m48ortal
M48ortal  (Level: 251.5 - Posts: 3742)
Sat, 29th Aug '09 6:25 PM

Bbear,
Not really. They'd have more trouble closing the coffin lid.

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Sun, 30th Aug '09 8:45 AM

Now, I want ice cream.

kissmygrits
Kissmygrits  (Level: 3.5 - Posts: 26)
Sun, 30th Aug '09 10:07 AM

have never had a tiki bar

are they as good as a Klondike bar?

fudypatootie
Fudypatootie  (Level: 197.3 - Posts: 1302)
Sun, 30th Aug '09 6:01 PM

Better, if you can find one without all the nuts.

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Sun, 30th Aug '09 7:04 PM

(spits diet coke on her keyboard)

bobolicios
Bobolicios  (Level: 118.4 - Posts: 1745)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 2:08 PM

I thought you were busy kicking your jukebox. I like my ice cream with some nuts in it.

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 3:42 PM

If I didn't know better, I'd think you had a crush on me.

fudypatootie
Fudypatootie  (Level: 197.3 - Posts: 1302)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 3:55 PM

Truth be told, I do.

bobolicios
Bobolicios  (Level: 118.4 - Posts: 1745)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 9:38 PM

I think ice cream would be nice at the tiki bar and a jukebox. Maybe even some mixed nuts on the bar.

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 10:44 PM

Are you stalking me? Cuz that would be super.

koota
Koota  (Level: 181.9 - Posts: 2104)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 10:46 PM

The mixed nuts are not in a bowl on the counter. They're actually sitting at the counter.

Tiki Bartender

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 10:59 PM

I think its time to switch out the nuts for some popcorn. And quit trying to sneak in those Lemon Drops - you know those make me gag.

koota
Koota  (Level: 181.9 - Posts: 2104)
Tue, 1st Sep '09 12:40 AM

HA! Speak of the devil ....

I'll be keeping the Lemon Drops on this side of the counter.

We at the Tiki Bar are happy to serve up whatever you would prefer. Even if it's (yuk!) beer.

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Tue, 1st Sep '09 9:27 AM

This is what I want, don't know what its called but it sounds yummy.
And is it too much to ask that Matthew Mcconaughey serve it up, dressed in a speedo, because I am pretty sure he wants to marry me.

1 1/4 oz dark rum
2 oz coconut cream
2 oz strawberries
1 medium banana
8 oz crushed ice

Combine ingredients in a blender until smooth. Pour into a glass, garnish with a fresh strawberry, and serve.


lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Tue, 1st Sep '09 11:20 AM

O. M. G.

That sounds amazing.

The drink sounds good too.

smoke
Smoke  (Level: 96.7 - Posts: 12009)
Tue, 1st Sep '09 11:51 AM

Craig Ferguson calls him Matthew McConnahoney.

May I have mine served up by Thomas Jane?

bobolicios
Bobolicios  (Level: 118.4 - Posts: 1745)
Tue, 1st Sep '09 1:45 PM

Why have him so fully clad Martina, I'll take him sans clothes. Of course in my wild past I would use 151 rum!

m48ortal
M48ortal  (Level: 251.5 - Posts: 3742)
Tue, 1st Sep '09 3:13 PM




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