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Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Sun, 30th Aug '09 9:03 PM


If our knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?
Whatever happened to the spork?
Does anyone actually have an aha moment where they say "I know exactly what I want to do with my life. I'm going to be a proctologist!"?

Billkozy  (Level: 291.4 - Posts: 318)
Sun, 30th Aug '09 9:37 PM

And who was the first person to decide to eat an egg? Or one of those new sandwiches from KFC that have cheese and bacon between two pieces of chicken instead of two slices of bread?

Lynnm  (Level: 237.9 - Posts: 2049)
Sun, 30th Aug '09 10:03 PM

I have a titanium spork. They are readily available on!

Collioure  (Level: 115.2 - Posts: 9952)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 2:14 AM

Is that wh

Collioure  (Level: 115.2 - Posts: 9952)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 2:15 AM

Is that what you pack when you go camping on the Moon?

Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 8:09 AM

Heavyboots vs. Clevercloggs. Who would win?

Lodi  (Level: 107.5 - Posts: 2144)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 9:47 AM

Sometimes I feel like a one legged man in a butt kicking contest.

M48ortal  (Level: 263.5 - Posts: 3847)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 9:51 AM

I'm busier than a one-armed wall-paper hanger.

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 10:18 AM

"Rainin' harder than a cow pissin' on a flat rock"

Marynuala  (Level: 141.3 - Posts: 996)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 11:54 AM

I wish I could quantum leap and see what I am doing in a parallel universe….

Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 11:54 AM

"I feel like I've been shot at and missed and shat on and hit."

Why are ground beef patties called hamburgers? Unless of course you are in Spain. I went there on a class trip in high school. One of my classmates ordered a hamburguesa at a cafe. Imagine her surprise when she was presented with a slice of spam on a bun.

Fudypatootie  (Level: 207.0 - Posts: 1302)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 1:00 PM

If you go to the Jolly Cone in Van Buren and order a Jolly Burger, you get a sloppy joe type sandwich.

Koota  (Level: 189.1 - Posts: 2120)
Tue, 1st Sep '09 1:03 AM

I went to Reynosa, Mexico and ordered a burrito. I got a white tortilla with a few slivers of beef ... nuttin' else. No lettuce. No guacamole, no beans, no rice, no cheese. No pico de gallo. No salsa. No nuttin' .

I guess the dressed up burrito is an American thing.

BTW ... if our knees bent the other way, we wouldn't need chairs. We would just squat.

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