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monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Sun, 30th Aug '09 9:03 PM

RANDOM PONDERINGS

If our knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?
Whatever happened to the spork?
Does anyone actually have an aha moment where they say "I know exactly what I want to do with my life. I'm going to be a proctologist!"?

billkozy
Billkozy  (Level: 280.1 - Posts: 308)
Sun, 30th Aug '09 9:37 PM

And who was the first person to decide to eat an egg? Or one of those new sandwiches from KFC that have cheese and bacon between two pieces of chicken instead of two slices of bread?

lynnm
Lynnm  (Level: 226.7 - Posts: 1953)
Sun, 30th Aug '09 10:03 PM

I have a titanium spork. They are readily available on geek.com!

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 105.0 - Posts: 9952)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 2:14 AM

Is that wh

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 105.0 - Posts: 9952)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 2:15 AM

Is that what you pack when you go camping on the Moon?

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 8:09 AM

Heavyboots vs. Clevercloggs. Who would win?

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.8 - Posts: 2144)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 9:47 AM

Sometimes I feel like a one legged man in a butt kicking contest.

m48ortal
M48ortal  (Level: 251.5 - Posts: 3742)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 9:51 AM

I'm busier than a one-armed wall-paper hanger.

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 10:18 AM

"Rainin' harder than a cow pissin' on a flat rock"

marynuala
Marynuala  (Level: 133.8 - Posts: 994)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 11:54 AM

I wish I could quantum leap and see what I am doing in a parallel universe….

monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 11:54 AM

"I feel like I've been shot at and missed and shat on and hit."

Why are ground beef patties called hamburgers? Unless of course you are in Spain. I went there on a class trip in high school. One of my classmates ordered a hamburguesa at a cafe. Imagine her surprise when she was presented with a slice of spam on a bun.

fudypatootie
Fudypatootie  (Level: 197.3 - Posts: 1302)
Mon, 31st Aug '09 1:00 PM

If you go to the Jolly Cone in Van Buren and order a Jolly Burger, you get a sloppy joe type sandwich.

koota
Koota  (Level: 181.9 - Posts: 2104)
Tue, 1st Sep '09 1:03 AM

I went to Reynosa, Mexico and ordered a burrito. I got a white tortilla with a few slivers of beef ... nuttin' else. No lettuce. No guacamole, no beans, no rice, no cheese. No pico de gallo. No salsa. No nuttin' .

I guess the dressed up burrito is an American thing.


BTW ... if our knees bent the other way, we wouldn't need chairs. We would just squat.


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