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jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 9:11 PM

WOOHOO! I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!

Just received one of these too on MySploofus PM....FINALLY:

At 09/11/2009 20:40 Edi25 wrote:

Hello!
How are you doing? My name is Edison.I am a handsome man,i saw your profile.I love to know you more.If you wish to know concerning me, I search for the person for lovely relationship.I wish to create a relationship based on love, trust and understanding.I am interested in you,contact me on my personal e-mail,I will send my photos to you and tell you more about me,Thanks and God bless you.
Edison.
E-mail: edisonahmed@yahoo.com

Whaddaythink? If he married me REALLY QUICKLY we could honeymoon in DC Tuesday!!!!! Course, I forgot, my profile pic doesn't show the poison ivy rash.....

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.0 - Posts: 3777)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 9:14 PM

Did you send in a ST?

caramel1
Caramel1  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 21599)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 9:16 PM

He would truly love you rash and all

goddess28
Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 9:16 PM

Has he met you? JUST KIDDING I SWEAR!!!!!!

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 9:17 PM

Yes. Immediately. I mean, he gave me his personal email address so it's only fair he not have the chance to hit on any other of the ladies of Sploofus. I can't compete with....well, heck, ANY of 'em.

Which gives me an idea!!!!!

Let's do a calendar!!! The "LADIES OF SPLOOFUS" calendar.

I'll be February. It's the shortest month.

goddess28
Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 9:17 PM

I get September!

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 9:25 PM

Christallmighty? Really..JANK?

I'm WAY HOTTER...marry me. If he does...he inherits 250K in debt and one pissed off bride...

On second thought...GO JANK!!

LMAO



jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 9:27 PM

No way, HRH! I'm WAY hotter. You're nowhere near hotflashes yet!

cjar855
Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 9:29 PM

I also recieved the same, and reported him. He has been removed..

cjar855
Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 9:31 PM

He is two timing us

1mks
1mks  (Level: 210.8 - Posts: 5883)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 9:35 PM

I really feel badly for the two of you. Stood up before you even get to the altar. What a crass individual! You are both way better.........never settle for a double dealer. Least you found out before you had to consummate the marriage. bwahahaha

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 9:37 PM

FANTASTIC...calling my therapist.

Not only do I have enough problems in my "real" life, but apparently I'm being internet-cheated on.

(gotta find my depression meds)

Me...sob sob sob

cjar855
Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 9:38 PM

I'm shattered

bobolicios
Bobolicios  (Level: 117.7 - Posts: 1745)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 9:38 PM

Hey he messaged me first, I get first choice of all psycho's leaving pm's. He reminds me of some of my loser x-boyfriends!

bigbird
Bigbird  (Level: 239.4 - Posts: 3301)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 10:07 PM

Now that you've shared his email, we can have a girl-fight over him.

I clearly am a better catch, cuz I've never had poison ivy. AND I get a flu shot every year. AND in two years, I'll collect social security. Beat that, if you can!

bbear
Bbear  (Level: 161.0 - Posts: 2301)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 10:33 PM

I'm once again chopped liver. No body loves me, I think I'll go eat worms.

Jan...go get 'em... I get a commission, right?

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 10:35 PM

Would you please be my best woman? I promise to throw you the bouquet....

Oh, who am I kiddin'? I've seen me throw.

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 10:37 PM

OK...Pop out the nose on that one!!

salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.3 - Posts: 5315)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 10:42 PM

Don't laugh too loudly at the idea of a calendar. A group of Red Hat ladies in a small town about 15 miles east of where I live have produced at least a couple of them and the calendars sell like hot cakes. Their ages range from 60s to upper 80s. In fact, they say the one in her upper 80s has legs most would die for.

Think they posed with motorcycles on their last one. Can't remember for sure what was on their first one.

So.... maybe we could do a Sploofus calendar as a fundraiser. Hmmmmmm. Maybe I could dress up as the apple on the Fruit of the Loom commercials!

m48ortal
M48ortal  (Level: 251.3 - Posts: 3742)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 11:00 PM

Love the calendar idea, Janice. Since Fudy thinks I'm a lady, can I be in it?
Michael

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 256.8 - Posts: 3936)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 11:00 PM

Now the editors are deleting accounts for bigamy? The horror! The horror!

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 11:05 PM

Fudy thinks I'm a lady - wasn't that an Aerosmith song?

sandracam
Sandracam  (Level: 149.3 - Posts: 4190)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 11:08 PM

LOL Pat! I used to be an asparagus, now I might could be a banana if I lean a little!

m48ortal
M48ortal  (Level: 251.3 - Posts: 3742)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 11:17 PM

My son and his friends, when in college, dropped into a local restaurant for a late snack. Looking around, they realized they had stumbled into a late-night meeting of the city's drag queens. As they left, they put $2 in the juke box and set it to alternate between two songs - Walk Like a Man, and Dude Looks Like a Lady.

I think "Fudy Thinks I'm a Lady" might make it as a country song.

redwingchick
Redwingchick  (Level: 91.1 - Posts: 420)
Fri, 11th Sep '09 11:41 PM

Looks like everyone is getting one but me. Someday MY prince will come. Bummer.

fudypatootie
Fudypatootie  (Level: 197.2 - Posts: 1302)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 12:24 AM

Michael, you're not ever going to let me live that down, are you?

Lodi, ROFL!!

dyenamite
Dyenamite  (Level: 49.6 - Posts: 669)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 12:31 AM

Well that bites the big one. I thought I was the only one he sent that request to ...

gypsylady
Gypsylady  (Level: 142.6 - Posts: 6055)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 12:46 AM

Me, too!

Marilyn...

oldcougar
Oldcougar  (Level: 219.7 - Posts: 1935)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 1:18 AM

I'm with Bbear, you'd think with a name like Randy, I might of gotten an offer from either one, but no. If I get missed the next time, I'm warning you all right now, I'll change my avatar to me in a bathing suit, then you'll all have to suffer

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 1:26 AM

We've all seen you in a swim suit Randy....
Remember Lodi's Boat Trip last year and
the photos were posted????
I thought you all looked like proper 40 year
olds should look!!!!

If we fall over, we'll never break our hips!!!!

oldcougar
Oldcougar  (Level: 219.7 - Posts: 1935)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 2:00 AM

Thanks Rowlanda, I was 55 in those

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 2:01 AM

And positively beautiful, I might add.

Grace Kelly's twin sister.

uturntama
Uturntama  (Level: 51.0 - Posts: 179)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 2:18 AM

Maybe his name is Thomas.......could be an electrifying relationship!

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 2:48 AM

No....I believe he's the father, not the "son"
He can't be 25....because that would mean
Jank is also a "Cougar"

madamec8
Madamec8  (Level: 82.5 - Posts: 893)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 6:57 AM

Maybe he's a FLDS proselytizer

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 8:22 AM

Well, that's it then, cause I wouldn't even date someone who uses hallucinogenic drugs.

pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 8:28 AM

Wow, that was some bachelorette party you threw last night, Jan!!

....what...you're NOT getting married?!?

Bummer....

Do I get to keep the ultra attractive shiny satin Scarlett-O'Hara-like-maid-of-honor dress with the Kentucky-Derby-like hat and long pink gloves???

Also, you don't want the engraved keychain you gave me as a bridesmaid's gift do you???

bobolicios
Bobolicios  (Level: 117.7 - Posts: 1745)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 8:40 AM

Hey he came to me first his name is Edison as in Thomas?!!!! I worked last nite and alas could not converse with my cyber lover. Jan you stole my honey!

leaston
Leaston  (Level: 42.6 - Posts: 839)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 8:41 AM

He is a two timer,don't trust him! He sent it to me to,LOL!

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 8:43 AM

I dunno - I wasn't sure it went all that well. I thought I hired Brendan Fraser to jump out of the cake, so how come it looked more like Jason Alexander???

So, I say, try, try again till we get it right.

Party tonight and MORE engraved gifts. haha

But this time - Jim Caviezel jumps out of the cake.

oldcougar
Oldcougar  (Level: 219.7 - Posts: 1935)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 8:51 AM

Lodi

monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 9:35 AM

I didn't get one of those pm's either. sigh. And all this time I thought my avatar was kinda sexy.

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 9:42 AM

Hey, Can I be a bridesmaid? I have a date for the wedding, his name is Zgrotaney from Croatia, he thinks I have great personality and is looking for deep love too!


jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 10:04 AM

oooooo - I can't wait to see the wedding present!

Yep - pretty in pink for you, Martina! (Hint - stand behind me when I throw the bouquet - you have a better chance of catching it)

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 11:36 AM

Tis true, Randy and I hope you didn't think I was rude for staring.

My 14 year old son went to a wedding a few weeks ago. It was his girlfriend's aunt who was getting married and they have a HUGE family. Now Connor is pretty shy but he got all dressed up, tie and all, and goes to this wedding, where he gets to meet a lot of Larissa's family members. He stands with the other bachelors when the garter is tossed and guess whose hands it lands in? Yup. Larissa's dad said he handled the night quite well but I sure wish I could have been there to see my shy son with a garter in one hand and getting high-fived by all the other guys with the other.

Will you be having a themed wedding, Jan? Pirates perhaps?

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 11:42 AM

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

madamec8
Madamec8  (Level: 82.5 - Posts: 893)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 11:45 AM

"Well, that's it then, cause I wouldn't even date someone who uses hallucinogenic drugs"

Jank, I have a feeling we're going to be laughing at that one all by ourselves!


On the other ... maybe it's because Brendan is actually starting to look like Jason C'mawn, c'mawn, I'm getting MAR-ried!

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 11:54 AM

They don't get it. Are there no trekkies out there????????????

madamec8
Madamec8  (Level: 82.5 - Posts: 893)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 12:23 PM


They don't get it. Are there no trekkies out there????????????

******************

Oh, dear, maybe I'll be enjoying this one all by myself.

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 1:31 PM

You don't remember in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home when Captain Kirk said that Spock had used too much "LDS" at Berkley?

madamec8
Madamec8  (Level: 82.5 - Posts: 893)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 3:00 PM

Oh dear, you are WAY ahead of me, Jank! No, I didn't see that episode, I would have been on the floor!

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Sat, 12th Sep '09 4:52 PM

Ok, not that I am a trekkie
But I do have a communicator and a autographed picture of Neelix.........
LLAP!

ladyvol
Ladyvol  (Level: 205.3 - Posts: 5487)
Sun, 13th Sep '09 6:34 PM

And to think of all the great fun I've been missing out on being married to the same guy for 19 years! LOL
Vickie


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