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Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 7:32 AM


Ahoy, Sploofusers! Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Well, shiver your timbers, and get cracking!

An appropriate pick up line can be found on the website of the guys who started this noble holiday:
"You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?"

Bigmama60  (Level: 95.2 - Posts: 6648)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 7:38 AM


Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 7:52 AM

" Tie that scurvy dog to the yardarm Mr. Christian."

Slicko  (Level: 223.9 - Posts: 1609)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 7:55 AM

Arr mateys but dint I remember Cap'n Justin puttin' cool banners round the screens last year?

Alvandy  (Level: 225.6 - Posts: 7527)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 7:57 AM

Avast, me hearties!

I'm wearing my eye patch.

Leaston  (Level: 42.6 - Posts: 839)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 8:03 AM


Lowiq  (Level: 201.2 - Posts: 1938)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 8:12 AM

I'll bet there are some Pirates today saying, "I'm glad we're playing at home and I hope we beat the Padres."

Oh all right...Let's make the Padres walk the plank!

Clevercloggs  (Level: 27.4 - Posts: 1246)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 8:19 AM

Arrrrrrrrrrr................ Seaman Staines at your service sir.

Alvandy  (Level: 225.6 - Posts: 7527)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 8:54 AM

Cleverclogs- walk the gangplank!

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 9:05 AM

"Me" eyepatch, Al. Me. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (That's as close as I could get to one eye)

Clevercloggs  (Level: 27.4 - Posts: 1246)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 9:09 AM

At least i didn't mention Roger the Cabinboy..................D'OH !

1mks  (Level: 208.3 - Posts: 5866)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 9:38 AM

Didn't see your post and posted this again. Sorry Pepper. Cast off!

Kaufman  (Level: 254.1 - Posts: 3936)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 9:54 AM

Arrrr. I don't care if you want to play cribbage. Gives me my damn leg back.

Tuzilla  (Level: 131.1 - Posts: 3769)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 10:17 AM

Arrrr. Never fed yer parrot frijoles and beer. That be truer words never be spoken. arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

Koota  (Level: 180.6 - Posts: 2098)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 3:56 PM

Yo Ho HO and a bottle of rum!

Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 4:14 PM

Ahoy, that lass has booty! There'll be swashbucklin over that wench and her prize matey!

M48ortal  (Level: 248.3 - Posts: 3734)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 5:04 PM

A man sits down at a bar and notices the fellow next to him has the best pirate costume he's ever seen, complete with wooden leg, hook, and eye-patch, so he compliments him on the look.

"I'll hev ye t'know," sez he,"That this be no costume. I sails the seas as a pirate, and ev'ry part be authentic."

The guy buys the pirate a drink or three, and finally gets him to talk about his adventures and misadventures.

"I lost m'leg when we tried t'take an armed freighter. Their guns took it off just below the knee. An' since that time, I've had me wooden leg."

"The hand, I lost when I swung across to board another ship. Jes' as I grabs the rail, this scurvy knave comes down wi' his sword, and lops it off at the wrist. I got me hook soon after."

He falls silent then, so the other fellow asks, "And the eye-patch?"

"I don' like t'speak o that day, but since you ask... We were sailin' along on a clear day. I were the lookout. I looked up just as a &#@$#%! seagull flew over, let fly, and got me square in th' eye."

"My goodness," says the man, "I didn't know seagul poop was that dangerous!"

"Ye don' unnerstand, laddie," sez the pirate, "It were me first day wi' me new hook!"

Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 5:56 PM


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