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pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 7:32 AM

TODAY IS TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY

Ahoy, Sploofusers! Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Well, shiver your timbers, and get cracking!

An appropriate pick up line can be found on the website of the guys who started this noble holiday:
"You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?"

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

bigmama60
Bigmama60  (Level: 95.2 - Posts: 6648)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 7:38 AM

AYE AYE, SIR

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 7:52 AM

" Tie that scurvy dog to the yardarm Mr. Christian."

slicko
Slicko  (Level: 223.9 - Posts: 1609)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 7:55 AM

Arr mateys but dint I remember Cap'n Justin puttin' cool banners round the screens last year?

alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.5 - Posts: 7570)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 7:57 AM

Avast, me hearties!

I'm wearing my eye patch.

leaston
Leaston  (Level: 42.6 - Posts: 839)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 8:03 AM

Arrrrrr!

lowiq
Lowiq  (Level: 204.8 - Posts: 1943)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 8:12 AM

I'll bet there are some Pirates today saying, "I'm glad we're playing at home and I hope we beat the Padres."

Oh all right...Let's make the Padres walk the plank!

clevercloggs
Clevercloggs  (Level: 27.4 - Posts: 1246)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 8:19 AM

Arrrrrrrrrrr................ Seaman Staines at your service sir.

alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.5 - Posts: 7570)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 8:54 AM

Cleverclogs- walk the gangplank!


jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 9:05 AM

"Me" eyepatch, Al. Me. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (That's as close as I could get to one eye)

clevercloggs
Clevercloggs  (Level: 27.4 - Posts: 1246)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 9:09 AM

At least i didn't mention Roger the Cabinboy..................D'OH !

1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.0 - Posts: 5883)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 9:38 AM

Didn't see your post and posted this again. Sorry Pepper. Cast off!

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 257.0 - Posts: 3936)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 9:54 AM

Arrrr. I don't care if you want to play cribbage. Gives me my damn leg back.

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.0 - Posts: 3778)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 10:17 AM

Arrrr. Never fed yer parrot frijoles and beer. That be truer words never be spoken. arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

koota
Koota  (Level: 181.9 - Posts: 2104)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 3:56 PM

Yo Ho HO and a bottle of rum!



smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 4:14 PM

Ahoy, that lass has booty! There'll be swashbucklin over that wench and her prize matey!

m48ortal
M48ortal  (Level: 251.4 - Posts: 3742)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 5:04 PM

A man sits down at a bar and notices the fellow next to him has the best pirate costume he's ever seen, complete with wooden leg, hook, and eye-patch, so he compliments him on the look.

"I'll hev ye t'know," sez he,"That this be no costume. I sails the seas as a pirate, and ev'ry part be authentic."

The guy buys the pirate a drink or three, and finally gets him to talk about his adventures and misadventures.

"I lost m'leg when we tried t'take an armed freighter. Their guns took it off just below the knee. An' since that time, I've had me wooden leg."

"The hand, I lost when I swung across to board another ship. Jes' as I grabs the rail, this scurvy knave comes down wi' his sword, and lops it off at the wrist. I got me hook soon after."

He falls silent then, so the other fellow asks, "And the eye-patch?"

"I don' like t'speak o that day, but since you ask... We were sailin' along on a clear day. I were the lookout. I looked up just as a &#@$#%! seagull flew over, let fly, and got me square in th' eye."

"My goodness," says the man, "I didn't know seagul poop was that dangerous!"

"Ye don' unnerstand, laddie," sez the pirate, "It were me first day wi' me new hook!"

pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Sat, 19th Sep '09 5:56 PM

Hahahahahaha!!!


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