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smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Mon, 21st Sep '09 4:50 AM

EVER WONDER?

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?

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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

bigmama60
Bigmama60  (Level: 95.2 - Posts: 6648)
Mon, 21st Sep '09 5:28 AM

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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

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I know the lottery called a number out before the ball came up!

scrabq
Scrabq  (Level: 76.7 - Posts: 167)
Mon, 21st Sep '09 7:20 AM

And why do you click "Start" when you want to finish using your computer?

f5laur
F5laur  (Level: 31.1 - Posts: 823)
Mon, 21st Sep '09 6:22 PM

Why do they have parental controls on the TV and computers when the kids these days are the ones that know more how to set and reset them better than some of the parents do? LOL

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 256.8 - Posts: 3936)
Mon, 21st Sep '09 9:41 PM

I'm still waiting for the truth in advertising laws to kick in, so that most of the lottery balls will read, "YOU ALL LOSE".

monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Mon, 21st Sep '09 9:51 PM

There is some truth in advertising. Just look at Country "Crock" immitation butter spread.

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 256.8 - Posts: 3936)
Mon, 21st Sep '09 9:53 PM

If margarine is imitation butter, what is that stuff they used to pass off as imitation margarine?

monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Mon, 21st Sep '09 10:05 PM

Petroleum byproducts.


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