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smokydevil
Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Wed, 23rd Sep '09 2:45 PM

QUOTE OF THE DAY

" Instead of getting married again, I`m going to find a woman I don`t like and just give her a house.". -Rod Stewart

Do you have a quote, funny or otherwise you want to share?

bobolicios
Bobolicios  (Level: 119.6 - Posts: 1745)
Wed, 23rd Sep '09 3:01 PM

"I don't want to be a member of any club that would have me for a member" Groucho Marx.

f5laur
F5laur  (Level: 31.1 - Posts: 823)
Wed, 23rd Sep '09 3:20 PM

If you're not fit company for yourself, you're not fit company for anyone else.
Kathy Bates from the movie "Misery"

I love this one because it gives me a great excuse to talk to myself. LOL

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 163.1 - Posts: 2475)
Wed, 23rd Sep '09 3:20 PM

'Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read'

kissmygrits
Kissmygrits  (Level: 3.5 - Posts: 26)
Wed, 23rd Sep '09 3:32 PM

"Electricity is really just organized lightning."
by George Carlin

aquamar
Aquamar  (Level: 187.1 - Posts: 926)
Wed, 23rd Sep '09 3:51 PM

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before" Mae West

1mks
1mks  (Level: 221.2 - Posts: 5932)
Wed, 23rd Sep '09 4:44 PM

Winston Churchill had an unparalled wit. He has so many quotes that are truly memorable. He had a true command of the English language. One of my favorites: I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

I could go on and on. He was great in my humble opinion.

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2498)
Wed, 23rd Sep '09 4:48 PM

Crap ! My entire life summed up in one sentence.

monkeynips13
Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Wed, 23rd Sep '09 6:35 PM

"I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now. Jack and Sh*t. And Jack just left town." - The Legendary Bruce Campbell as Ash in "Army of Darkness"

lowiq
Lowiq  (Level: 218.8 - Posts: 1956)
Thu, 24th Sep '09 3:41 PM

No good deed goes unpunished

m48ortal
M48ortal  (Level: 263.7 - Posts: 3850)
Thu, 24th Sep '09 4:08 PM

Sometimes the obvious just needs to be stated.

carreau
Carreau  (Level: 247.4 - Posts: 140)
Thu, 24th Sep '09 4:58 PM

The great advantage of being bisexual: You stand twice the chance of getting a date for Saturday night---Woody Allen


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