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1mks  (Level: 221.2 - Posts: 5932)
Fri, 25th Sep '09 10:19 AM


A retired man goes into the Job Center in Downtown Toronto and sees a sign advertising for a gynecologist's assistant.

Interested, he goes in to learn more; "Can you give me some more details?" he asks the clerk.

The clerk pulls up the file and says, "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination."

"There's an annual salary of $165,000, but you're going to have to go to Cleveland, Ohio."

"Good grief, is that where the job is?"

"No sir -- that's where the end of the line is, right now."

Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2498)
Fri, 25th Sep '09 10:23 AM

Good One!

Garrybl  (Level: 294.3 - Posts: 6810)
Fri, 25th Sep '09 11:36 AM

I thought it was going to be one of those $40,000 jokes....'I'm sorry I cant afford to pay that much' punchlines.
But this was much funnier.

Irishpainter  (Level: 166.1 - Posts: 224)
Fri, 25th Sep '09 12:17 PM

Guy was feeling unwell so he goes to the doctor who takes a load of tests.
He returns for the results and the Doctor says " I'm afraid I've bad news for you. You've got a strain of the AIDS virus called HIV 556." Chap is devastated and goes home and tells his parents "I've got HIV 556."
His mother tries to cheer him up and persuades him to go to Bingo with her that night to try and take his mind off things. He reluctantly agrees.
As it turns out he's the first to fill a line and wins €50.
Then he gets the 4 corners and is up to €200
His luck must be in as he then gets a full house and wins €5000.
Finally he goes forward for the National Grid and wins €100,000.
To huge applause he's called forward to receive his prize money. The Announcer congratulates him and says " what's wrong, you don't look too happy for a man who's just won so much money?"
Guy replies "well that's because I've got HIV 556"

Announcer says "Feck me, you've just won the Raffle as well!"

Crazy4games  (Level: 125.1 - Posts: 1019)
Fri, 25th Sep '09 12:51 PM

Too funny Marsh and Clem!

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