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Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 4:01 PM


Are you kidding me?? This is the transcript of the service person I am right now dealing with online.

Sheral (Mon Sep 28 15:44:09 EDT 2009)>When I call my home number I get an "out of service" message, but when I was home for lunch I could call out.

Teresita(Mon Sep 28 15:44:11 EDT 2009)>How about a phone number on the account.

Sheral (Mon Sep 28 15:44:20 EDT 2009)>215-XXX-XXXX

Teresita(Mon Sep 28 15:47:56 EDT 2009)>One moment please.

Teresita(Mon Sep 28 15:49:29 EDT 2009)>To protect your privacy by ensuring that we do not discuss account information or make changes to your account without your knowledge and consent, may I please have the last 4 digits of your SSN?

Sheral (Mon Sep 28 15:50:34 EDT 2009)>( I had already given her this)

Teresita(Mon Sep 28 15:50:44 EDT 2009)>Thanks.

Sheral (Mon Sep 28 15:51:01 EDT 2009)>Is there a reason this is taking so long?

Teresita(Mon Sep 28 15:51:12 EDT 2009)>Are you experiencignthis in all incoming calls.

Teresita(Mon Sep 28 15:51:58 EDT 2009)>I am sorry but I need to ask you some questions for us to rule out the problem.

Sheral Mon Sep 28 15:52:03 EDT 2009)>I am not getting incoming, I can only make outgoing. When I call my number there is an out of service message. I said all of this already.

Teresita(Mon Sep 28 15:52:41 EDT 2009)>Is your phone newly installed?

Sheral (Mon Sep 28 15:52:51 EDT 2009)>a month ago

Teresita(Mon Sep 28 15:53:38 EDT 2009)>I will need to make a test call?

Sheral Mon Sep 28 15:53:47 EDT 2009)>go ahead, I am not there.

Teresita(Mon Sep 28 15:54:13 EDT 2009)>We need to do it on my end.

Sheral (Mon Sep 28 15:54:23 EDT 2009)>Yes, I get it.

Teresita(Mon Sep 28 15:54:46 EDT 2009)>I will be putting you on hold for a minute or two.

Sheral (Mon Sep 28 15:54:58 EDT 2009)>lol. ok.

Teresita(Mon Sep 28 15:55:37 EDT 2009)>May I have the phone number affected is it 215-XXX-XXXX?

Sheral (Mon Sep 28 15:55:53 EDT 2009)>YES!!

11 minutes had elapsed by this time! And I am still on hold at 4:00.

Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 4:04 PM

Teresita(Mon Sep 28 16:01:51 EDT 2009)>Just did a test call and it says not in service.

Sheral (Mon Sep 28 16:02:00 EDT 2009)>I KNOW THIS.

Sheral (Mon Sep 28 16:02:41 EDT 2009)>At home I have dialtone and can call out...but noone can call me.

Teresita(Mon Sep 28 16:03:29 EDT 2009)>May I ask the phone number you are using calling your home phone?

Sheral (Mon Sep 28 16:03:43 EDT 2009)>what?

Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 4:06 PM

Teresita(Mon Sep 28 16:05:33 EDT 2009)>May I ask for a 10-digit incoming telephone number you are experiencing a problem receiving.

Sheral (Mon Sep 28 16:06:08 EDT 2009)>All of them? It says OUT OF SERVICE

It keeps getting better.

Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 4:17 PM

4:17 and all I got was a ticket number and a promise of escalation.

Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 4:19 PM

I was laughing to myself and just wanted to share. I cut off the top part where I told her all the personal stuff already.

Asor  (Level: 155.7 - Posts: 589)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 5:04 PM

Be sure to have a camcorder handy when the service person comes by and falls asleep on your sofa

In case there's anyone on the planet who hasn't seen this yet:

Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 5:08 PM

I had COMCAST back in Georgia. The guy sleeping on the couch is management material compared to what we had. They are undoubtedly the worst provider in this country.

1mks  (Level: 210.8 - Posts: 5883)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 5:16 PM

Everyone I have EVER known that used longer uses them. I would find a new provider quickly.

Alvandy  (Level: 229.1 - Posts: 7560)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 5:22 PM

My son works for Comcast as a customer service technician. He spent good money at a computer training school to get a degree. He's tech savvy.

I don't like Comcast personally [anti-union] but it's a monopoly cable system in York. Capitalism and free enterprise!

I'll send him this transcript , so he and his co-workers can get a laugh.

Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 5:28 PM

I like Comcast. It's one of the only providers in my area that doesn't force you to be on a contract. I hate contracts. However, I have had nearly the same experience (as the one listed above) with nearly every service provider in my area. I guess they think as long as they all agree to provide the worst possible customer service ignoring the incentive to compete, they can all get away with it?

Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 6:04 PM

I am on a contract, have to have them here.

Turns out they GAVE my number back to Verizon whom I left to go to Comcast in July. They had no reason for it, just a mistake according to the tech. I will not get incoming calls for 3-5 business days while they get the number back. Idiots.

Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 6:26 PM

Comcast thinks emails from my ISP are SPAM, and bounces 'em back at me. I have to send emails to any Comcast recipients from my Gmail address so they will get thru.



Lodi  (Level: 98.6 - Posts: 2144)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 6:47 PM

I have Time Warner and have found that if I actually call someone, I usually get something fixed ASAP. The online tech help is similar to what you experienced. What they wanted to send a tech out in 3-5 days was fixed within 30 seconds of a phone call.

Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 7:28 PM

Well La-Dee-Dah Miss Lodi. LOL

They said I could have it fixed immediately if I change my number. I have had the same number for years so I didnt want to change it. All my bill collectors have it...I would miss their phone calls tremendously.

Salzypat  (Level: 156.3 - Posts: 5314)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 7:43 PM

Sorry to laugh at your miserable experience, but it is like so many calls I've made on computer technical assistance, phone service, etc.! The only problem was, you couldn't understand what they were saying. Don't know what country they were in, but their English wasn't the same as my English.

It's so darned frustrating it just makes you laugh 'cause that's all you can do.

Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 7:47 PM


Alvandy  (Level: 229.1 - Posts: 7560)
Tue, 29th Sep '09 9:03 PM

My son sent this reply. I guess many major companies use scripts in the customer service department.

There's a LOQ (Line of Questioning) for every possible type of call you get. This person obviously did not deviate from it. Call Verizon and tell them the same thing and see what they do.

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Tue, 29th Sep '09 10:11 PM

I have Comcast for cable tv and internet. Have had very good luck with reliability and communication but I was warned by a reliable source to avoid their phone service and I have.

Lodi  (Level: 98.6 - Posts: 2144)
Tue, 29th Sep '09 10:35 PM

I get so torqued when you get crappy customer service. I had tracfone for my kids because they didn't use cell phones except to keep in contact with me when I was commuting. But as they got older and started texting, I realized I needed a plan change. We had some tracfone issues and I got on the phone and it was the most miserable experience EVER. I finally asked "Where in the world am I calling?" The answer? Central America. WTF?

So I canceled and added them to my plan. Now if I need customer service, I just drop in at the store.

At one point, years ago on here, I posted a link that had all the major companies and how to get immediately to a person when calling rather than their automated system. Of course, I can't find the link now and we can't search the threads. Shame because it was a really neat link.

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Tue, 29th Sep '09 10:49 PM

I sometimes think I would like a job as a phoneline service rep for some company in Indonesia or Pakistan just to get even with those s.o.b's

Lodi  (Level: 98.6 - Posts: 2144)
Tue, 29th Sep '09 10:53 PM

Oh god, that's the best idea I've heard in a long time.

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Tue, 29th Sep '09 11:03 PM

Me- Hello

Pakistani- My lil Wako SS won' start

Me- It got gas?

Pak- Fill up today

Me- Go out, take off gas cap,,,light match, look in tank

Pak- OK i go do dat

Me- Bye

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