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Monkeynips13  (Level: 21.5 - Posts: 647)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 6:54 PM


Years ago I belonged to an Improv Troupe and one of the games on our roster involved having the audience members write their favourite pick up lines on a slip of paper before the show. We would each grab a slip of paper and would try to incorporate the line into a scene. Over the years we heard some doozy's. Here are some of my faves.

"Do you have a quarter, because I promised my momma I'd call her when I fell in love."
"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."
"Do you wash your pants in windex because I can sure see myself in them."

And one bizarre one I heard outside of the theatre.
"Hey baby can I walk your dog?" Of course I'm not sure if the guy was hitting on me or my dog.

What are some of the corniest, cheesiest pick up lines you've ever come across.

Bbear  (Level: 159.3 - Posts: 2301)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 7:00 PM

You must be lost, 'cause heaven is really far from here

(actually got that one a few decades ago; wasn't funny then but would love to hear it now)

Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 7:49 PM

That is a nice shirt...would look better on my floor.

Papajensai  (Level: 189.7 - Posts: 1025)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 7:51 PM

"God, I saw these cute shoes over at Sak's, they just cost two hundred dollars."

This was a young lady I didn't know, at one of the casino bars in the old pre-fire MGM Grand in Vegas. I think she was trying to pick me up...

Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 7:52 PM


Salzypat  (Level: 154.4 - Posts: 5295)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 7:53 PM

Quite a few years ago - OK, many years ago - a married man was at my home and he said, "What's a nice-looking woman like you doing living alone? You should have a man around."

When I quit laughing hysterically I showed him the door.

Ladyvol  (Level: 202.8 - Posts: 5434)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 9:04 PM

Mama said I'd someday find me an angel and here you are...this was said to me at a bar when I was singing with my cousin's band....back around 1976 I think...

Pennwoman  (Level: 151.8 - Posts: 2478)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 10:22 PM

Once, I went with coworkers to the local bar after a long evening shift. There we ran into a gentleman, celebrating the birth of his first child with his friends. His opening (and closing) line
"Hey! Wanna F***"

M48ortal  (Level: 248.1 - Posts: 3733)
Mon, 28th Sep '09 10:26 PM

Sophomore year in college, taking a class with two cute secretaries, about 10 years older than me. One day they sidled up to me and asked, "Have you heard about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?"

I was so naive, I said, "No, why'd he do that?" They looked at each other, then just walked away.

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Tue, 29th Sep '09 9:21 AM

I know this is old but,,,,

He- "I sure would like to get in your pants"

She- "Sorry, there's one asshole in their already"

Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Tue, 29th Sep '09 12:19 PM

Of all the ones I heard in bars, and most are unprintable, my prize goes to the moron who asked if a young woman "wanted to go halves on a barsteward". (spelling has been altered to protect the innocent)

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