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markieboy
Markieboy  (Level: 259.5 - Posts: 198)
Wed, 28th Jun '06 9:27 AM

HOW TEMPERATURE AFFECTS THE MIND!



40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.

35 degrees - Italian cars won't start.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.

20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.

15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.

0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on.
People in Scotland have a last barby before it gets cold.

-10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct.
People in Scotland lick flagpoles.

-20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico.
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.

-80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival excercise until it gets cold
enough.

-100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.

-173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky kegs.

-297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying " A bit chilly... eh? "

-500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in the World Cup


rockiton55
Rockiton55  (Level: 9.6 - Posts: 28)
Wed, 28th Jun '06 10:47 AM

-501Degrees. Scottish highlanders start wearing underpants beneath the kilt!

surreyman
Surreyman  (Level: 260.5 - Posts: 2770)
Wed, 28th Jun '06 11:15 AM

-502, Scots' minds become sluggish and they start paying for their rounds.

violetblue
Violetblue  (Level: 112.2 - Posts: 850)
Wed, 28th Jun '06 12:19 PM

LOL
So what exactly are you trying to tell us about the lovely people from Scotland?

flybybethy
Flybybethy  (Level: 136.6 - Posts: 155)
Wed, 28th Jun '06 12:43 PM

Sounds to me like they have a low tolerance for cold

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Wed, 28th Jun '06 5:01 PM

Seems like Scots = Alaskans?

(Whatcha reckon, Wayne?)

~Bev

missestexas
Missestexas  (Level: 11.4 - Posts: 15)
Wed, 28th Jun '06 5:14 PM

At 50 degrees Texans FINALLY get to use our fireplaces! I'm sure the Scots consider that a scorcher!

alaskan420
Alaskan420  (Level: 69.0 - Posts: 191)
Wed, 28th Jun '06 8:38 PM

-503 in Alaska what to do?Hmmm I have six kids.(Can you guess?)HeeHee


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