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donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Tue, 6th Oct '09 9:43 AM

THIS IS ALL IN FUN

Well,,,sort of,

If conservatives don't like guns, they don't buy them.
If liberals don't like them, then no one should have one.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about defeating it.
A Liberal wonders how to surrender and still look good.

If a conservative is a homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life.
Liberals loudly demand legislated respect.

If a Black or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government aid and protection.

If a conservative is down & out, he thinks about bettering the situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservatine doesn't like a TV presentation, he switches channels,
Liberals want them banned from the airwaves.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal wants them silenced.

If aconservative needs health care, he shops for it or chooses a job that provides it.
A liberal demands his neighbors pay for his.


caramel1
Caramel1  (Level: 128.4 - Posts: 21605)
Tue, 6th Oct '09 9:46 AM

Veryinsightful-all in good fun, of course

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Tue, 6th Oct '09 9:51 AM

lol!

Although as Stan Laurel's family were theatre people and he was lifelong friends with Chaplin (and on good terms with Keaton), it's a fairly safe bet that your avatar at least leans to the liberal left...


felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Tue, 6th Oct '09 9:57 AM

Great post!

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 280.2 - Posts: 6646)
Tue, 6th Oct '09 10:39 AM

Actually it was neither funny nor accurate just mean and petty. Nor was it meant in fun; just intended to be nasty and offensive and it succeeded.
In all other respects you were absolutely right.

Barry





smoke
Smoke  (Level: 96.7 - Posts: 12009)
Tue, 6th Oct '09 10:41 AM

Insulting and untrue. What fun. Oh my sides.

johnbtv
Johnbtv  (Level: 265.0 - Posts: 202)
Tue, 6th Oct '09 3:30 PM

For some innate reason, a conservative has the NEED to post these opinions.
A liberal has the innate SENSE to realize they are nothing more than vitriolic observations in which the poster has full faith.

Conservatives...keep posting.
Liberals...keep enjoying.


John

bobolicios
Bobolicios  (Level: 118.8 - Posts: 1745)
Tue, 6th Oct '09 3:39 PM

If there are any conservative homosexuals they better stay in the closet. Or keep a gun next to their bible. Donden while usually funny, this one isn't right on Smoke and John btv.

clevercloggs
Clevercloggs  (Level: 27.4 - Posts: 1246)
Wed, 7th Oct '09 3:05 AM

If conservatives don't like guns, they don't buy them.
If liberals don't like them, then no one should have one.
>>>>>>>>Not liking them is not much use when some redneck is pointing one at you.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about defeating it.
A Liberal wonders how to surrender and still look good.
>>>>>>>>>Conservatives see "foreign threats" in anyone who won't do as they are told.

If a conservative is a homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life.
Liberals loudly demand legislated respect.
>>>>>>>>>The conservative is usually trying to get bills past to make his favourite past time illegal.

If a Black or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government aid and protection.
>>>>>>>>>>>Which would explain the abundance of the latter, and the scarcity of the former.

If a conservative is down & out, he thinks about bettering the situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Why does the idea of "society" scare you people so much ?

If a conservatine doesn't like a TV presentation, he switches channels,
Liberals want them banned from the airwaves.
>>>>>>>>>Now let me see. Who was it that bombed the Al Jazeera offices the moment they got into Bagdad ?

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal wants them silenced.
>>>>>>>>>So all atheists are liberals ? Could you please post links to athesist organisations that want churches closed ?

If aconservative needs health care, he shops for it or chooses a job that provides it.
A liberal demands his neighbors pay for his.
>>>>>>>No, a "liberal" wants health care for everyboby, not JUST those that can afford to shop around.

My answers are all just in fun of course................kind off.



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