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1mks
1mks  (Level: 210.8 - Posts: 5883)
Tue, 6th Oct '09 4:16 PM

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY........TAKE NOTES GUYS!

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3.. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38.. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring alcohol

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 104.7 - Posts: 9952)
Tue, 6th Oct '09 5:03 PM

aka

Buy Me, Give Me, Take Me, Get Me, I want.

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Tue, 6th Oct '09 5:41 PM

Wow! Six out of 54. I knew that I was a good catch.

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 104.7 - Posts: 9952)
Tue, 6th Oct '09 6:11 PM

Yeah, but if you have #55 (CREDIT CARD!!!!), the others don't matter much.

jank0614
Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Tue, 6th Oct '09 11:29 PM

I don't believe anyone could find any list complete without adding"

"Back Scratcher"
Chiropractor




lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.6 - Posts: 2144)
Tue, 6th Oct '09 11:29 PM

So........what's in your wallet?


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